stupid ass backwards

Lacking professional judgment or expertise in a given situation or procedure resulting in improperly assembling/repairing an object or resolving a political/personnel issue.

or for you retards out there.

When somebody who doesn't have a fucking clue what there doing tries to master something they know nothing about while fucking it up in the most humiliating and damaging way.

See Manager or Six Flags

1. God dammit Jimmy, What they hell where you thinking when you assembled that train stupid ass backwards. Now your dumb ass is going to be here all night taking it apart.

2. Way to go, Out of all the ways to do it you decided to do it stupid ass backwards.

by SixFlagsFiesta July 31, 2009

Ass Backdraft

The unfortunate event that occurs while taking a dump, & upon impact the dookie jettisons a drop of toilet water up one's poop shoot.

I was having a great shit until I got terrible ass backdraft. They need to put less water in the toilets, or make them taller. shit.

by Harrison Bergeron July 17, 2006

ass backwards

ssa.

And this definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words.

Ass backwards spells ssA.

by Jan-Peter Balkenende August 1, 2005

ASS BACKS

something said when in a large group of friends, when you get out of your seat to take a wiz or something, you say that and make sure everyone hears it. It is the law - laws were made to be upheld. If one of your friends do, in-turn, steal your seat, you have allright to kick that mother fucker in the shins.

"Im gonna take a wiz; (pointing at chair:) ASS BACKS!"

by HP Fizzle Fats March 12, 2004

ASS BACKWARDS

a popular group of people who think outside of the box.

title of a good book that will be published

I learned alot from kodiack and ass backwards.org

by Chacca June 22, 2007

Fall ass backwards

To be given a job, responsiblity, etc. Abruptly and with little notice. Generally last minute and annoying.

Example of fall ass backwards:

Mom: I'm leaving watch the baby! Bye!!!
Kid: WHAT?!? No I can't even clean this thing if it shits the bed!!!
Mom: I tough you a while ago.
Kid: that was my sister!
Mom:*speeds off in car*

Governor Patterson of new York.

by Fuckedoverbabysitter June 5, 2009

Ass Hat Backwards

Used to describe something that is of a high stupidity that it makes ass hats normal by comparison.

"John your idea of how babies are born is just Ass Hat Backwards."

by The lord of the nukems May 2, 2012