assmunch

n. someone who is a complete asshole.

Richard is an assmunch.

by Saint Shaggy November 5, 2002

Assmunch

Residue left between your ass cheeks when you can’t or don’t wipe you asshole clean

As my boyfriend lance spread my ass cheeks open to toss my salad, he found my bunghole was covered with a lot of dirty smelly assmunch.

by Queefsniffer69 March 31, 2023

assmunch

A word used to describe someone that you dislike. An individual who on occasion likes to eat someones's ass.

That wife beater Joe Cicatello is such an ass muncher

by Vivien September 15, 2005

Assmunch

One who munches asses.

Oh, Jean. You're such an assmunch.

by UnknownPersonal August 20, 2015

assmuncher

Apple Manager

I can't believe that Assmuncher got promoted!

by Just Me August 24, 2003

Assmunchies

When you go ham on a girls ass, And then realize you are getting the munchies and you need to take a break to get a snack and then after you go back to eating that ass.

"Dude I got a craving for some Assmunchies"!

by TheOnlyJearBear January 8, 2015

assmunch

n. One who is greatly disliked. A complete @#$%ing idiot jackass. Your basic dickwad.

Look at that dude's hair. He looks like a total assmunch

by k-$$$ July 18, 2003