Falling Asleep at the Wheel

When you fall asleep while jerking off

Bro Joeys mom walked into his room and caught him falling asleep at the wheel!

by Not An Actual Gamer January 10, 2020

Falling Asleep at the Wheel

When someone is obviously tired and/or dozing off, but refuses to acknowledge their lack of alertness.

Bob: Joe Anne, you look tired.
Joe Anne: No, I'm just...thinking.
Bob: Seriously, its bedtime.
Joe Anne: No, I'm awake!
Bob: Joe Anne, you're falling asleep at the wheel.

by Breezy Cartheezy April 23, 2011

national fall asleep on facetime day

national fall asleep on facetime day is may 14

get your crush to fall asleep on facetime with you.

hey let's fall asleep on facetime because its "national fall asleep on facetime day"

by dumbooo May 12, 2020

Wide Asleep

The act of pretending to be asleep when in reality you are awake hoping to hear trash talk about you or others in your circle.....

"Found out the other night after Shane's party I was fixin' to get jumped .. Over heard the whole plan while I was wide asleep".....

by Jlaw2000 September 15, 2016

asleep style

hitting that shit while she's asleep.

the old lady fell passed out early, so i hit that shit asleep style

by skootch June 7, 2005

Asleepway

The act of sleeping at one's desk at work while sitting upright in a chair. Usually accompanied by random bobbing of the head as the "worker" falls in and out of sleep.

Question: Hey, did Jeff make it to work today? He was drinking bidis last night and was a complete drunkfunk when he left the bar.

Answer: Yeah, I thought his neck was broken but then I realized he was pulling an asleepway.

by ovjaybee September 20, 2011

Asleeping

When someone is in a deep sleep

My mum is asleeping

by Turry o September 8, 2019