archaeologist

A person who studies the past from the material culture left behind by humans.
A popular misconception is that they study fossils or dinosaurs (this is Paleantology)but this is not true. Many male archaeologists have beards, and they are considered as "weird" from most of the population.

" That samien dish seems to be from the 4th Century AD not the 3rd. You can tell by the potters stamp, and look at layer it is in."
OR
"Archaeology can you dig it"
OR
"Archaeology, it's dirty and we like it"
OR
"Archeology a career in ruins"

by hehe January 17, 2005

Achal

The life of the party. A guy that never gives up when it comes to a challenge that involves sex, money, drinking, and partying. He also is a DJ, with a sizable stick between his legs

Dude that Achal is so awesome. We need to hang out with him.

by DJkarmaman October 12, 2011

Hot Archaeopteryx

When you're having sex with a girl from behind and you jizz on her back then coat her with dodo feathers, under a minimum of 3 furlongs of lithified sediment.

THEN YOU DON'T CALL HER BACK!

The Hot Archaeopteryx is a good trick. Problem is you can only do it once.

by CasketBung March 22, 2009

alchage

Its alcohol, used to describe more than one bottle.
its your source of alcohol.

1)hey, we need to get some more alchage up in this party.
2) hide the alchage from chantal, she'll drink it all.

by Tdowns August 20, 2007

Archaeopteryx

Archaeopteryx, (archaios) meaning "ancient", and πτέρυξ (pteryx), meaning "feather" or "wing"
1.) An ancient reptillian bird that exemplifies the missing evolutionary link between lizards and flying-lizards/modern birds.

a.) In the not-so-distant Future, the Archaeopteryx II is the missing link between man and flying-man. Projected Genetic Blueprint: 1 part man, 1 part phoenix, 1 part Archaeopteryx and 2 parts Olympic Gold-Medalist Vince Carter.

b.) In the "Future," the Archaeopteryx III is the missing link between flying-man and space-man. Projected Genetic Blueprint: 1 part man, 1 part Anaerobic bacterium, 1 part Phoenix (the band), 1 part Archaeopteryx, 2 parts Solar Wind, and 1/2 part Dark Matter.

3.) That guy who's real hot and fucks like a crack-smoking, dragon-slaying, Level 92 Dark Wizard. Also, the same guy who convinced your girlfriend to do anal sex pornography for some extra cash in 2004. Also, the same guy who is currently directing internationally recognized and award-winning bukakke films starring your girlfriend and her friend Kate.

a.) Also, your instincts are terrible in regards to women unlike the skills of the lady-slaying Archaeopteryx

Guy 1: The "Archaeopteryx” was an amazing, genetically retarded (in a good way), flying dinosaur that taught all the other dinosaurs how to fly and evolve into birds like him and his hipster friends.
Girl 1: Oh, so you think that’s why the dinosaurs went extinct? No comets or catastrophic climate changes but a magical “Archaeopteryx” that swooped down and persuaded the dinosaurs to grow wings and fly around with him?
Guy 1: Yep.
Girl 1: Really?

Guy 1: Yes, the archaeopteryx is the missing link between reptiles and birds. Archaeopteryx was more evolved than all other dinosaurs at the time. He was pretty suave, for sure, but he convinced them to change so they could adapt to the Earth’s changing environment. Plus, flying is more fun than walking. Plus x2, he had an iPhone 3GS and listened to lots of house and dancehall music while flying above the dinosaurs, in and out of clouds.

Guy 2: Fact: Archaeopteryx is totally awesome and good at sex.

by Thrilldabeast1 February 4, 2010

Achala

An amazing sweet girl, although sometimes clueless.

Secretly is cute and a pretty girl
Sometimes can be seen as an average, smart brown kid.
Can be used as another word for nice, hot and innocent

Guy: Damnn... that girl looks like she's an Achala

Friend: Yeah, look at her smile

Guy: She's mine man

by potterhead🖤 April 17, 2017

alchadult

An alchadult is someone in their early 20's or 30's who is often disguised as an adult with their life together. This adult is capable of holding a job, cleaning up after themselves, cooking, and occasionally hitting the gym, yet has failed to leave behind their partying shenanigans, poor life choices, and excessive drinking ways.

Despite being an "adult" they frequently find themselves hungover at work, incapable of concentrating in class, and considers instant noodles a "meal". Despite claiming they have no money for important life expenses they always manage to make an exception for alcohol and going out. If you are questioning if someone is an alchadult, peek under the sleeve of their fancy business outfit and scan for multiple unwashed leftover bar stamps from the weekend.

Look at your life, look at your choices, pull yourself together you're 30 years old, you alchadult.

by Shimraffy March 11, 2014