Archie

What your best friend refers to your mom as.

Friend: hey where's archie?
me: In the kitchen.

or

Archie drove me to the mall today.

by xcrzysquirrelx March 20, 2009

Archie

The gayest human you will ever meet , and that’s the true tea hunty.
*death drops and leaves the room*

Person1: have you seen ArCHiE

Person2: sorry I haven’t darling xx
Person1: okie dokie, have a nice day *Slaps that bish for kissing her*

by That’s all the tea hunty September 3, 2019

Archie

he is gay

archie was a gay boy

by meh003 February 11, 2020

Archie

An Archie is Super sexy and fucking fit, he has a massive dick, 9 inches long. He's also a really nice guy, has a great personality. Plus Archie's amazing at sports and in great in bed too.

Girl 1: oh look it's the really fucking fit guy called Archie
Girl 2: yeah it is, I really like him did you know he has a 9 inch dick and is great in bed, well that's what all the other girls said about him
Girl 1: yeah I know

by FreeSex: 07498 992151 June 27, 2019

Archie

A person, usually in their early teens, who lies about their age to have sex with older men

A reverse pedophile

Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened to Jess last night?
Person 2: Yeah, the poor bastard was arrested after they found out he was dating an Archie.

by the kombucha mushroom people May 29, 2020

Archie

At first a nice a caring person and ends up being a selfish ginger prick

In year 7 that Archie kid was well nice now he’s a twat

by Urmotherfaggot April 14, 2019

Archie

Archie is a bit of a nerd and is obsessed with boats and planes. He is sweet and fun to talk to and is a kind and loyal friend.He often acts like the smartest guy in the room. His friends are questionable and they always call each other nonces.

Hey you seen Archie

Yeah he's bragging about his boat

by Willowdrift07 October 6, 2021