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This lad is the soy boy of the century. He isnt shy. Maybe funny. Very stupid. But gets good grades somehow. He can get kicked out of ice skating rings but doesnt get kicked out of a circle k for sleeping on the table for 3 hours.
Archie: So I like soy sauce
*fills a palette of soy sauce for his sushi*
Friend: u wouldnt drink it
Archie: Shot chugs the whole thing
Friend: u are an idiot
Archie by LegitTaco1490 December 15, 2019
Definitely gay, not very nice and stinks of poo!!
There such an Archie
Archie by Kadie1424 August 27, 2020
What your best friend refers to your mom as.
Friend: hey where's archie?
me: In the kitchen.

or

Archie drove me to the mall today.
Archie by xcrzysquirrelx March 20, 2009
archie
“archie”
archie by b4by_g1rl October 3, 2020
The gayest human you will ever meet , and that’s the true tea hunty.
*death drops and leaves the room*
Person1: have you seen ArCHiE

Person2: sorry I haven’t darling xx
Person1: okie dokie, have a nice day *Slaps that bish for kissing her*
Archie by That’s all the tea hunty September 3, 2019
To FAIL (EPIC) in front of the audience most capable of eternally memorializing your error on the internet.
Pradipta archied the Ruby On Rails positions email. He accidentally CC'ed it 416 web developers. There will be 200 web references to his error in 24 hours.
archie by hillacious August 13, 2008