danger apron

An apron worn in possibly messy or dangerous situations such as giving rusty trombones, donkey punching or working with clay to protect ones clothes.

Charles before I play you like a trombone I gotta grab my danger apron!

by scribblyaaron November 15, 2010

apron up

The condition of being pregnant. Similar to "wearing (one's) apron high." Presumably refers to the bulge under the apron.

"I wouldn't have expected such a high moral tone from a woman apron up and not married.

by November 22, 2022

Ass Apron

A term that a baseball umpire uses when a ball player argues the call with them in a very ignorant manner.

Player - "That was a shit call!"
Umpire- "Youre an ass apron!"

by AA-ron Wood April 25, 2013

yard apron

When you get a pearl necklace in the front yard

Debbie can over for a patio drink, I went to flip the patty’s and I gave her a good old yard apron!

by Norman Pronger February 17, 2023

cock apron

A small piece of material specifically used to cover your cock when cooking butt naked. Usually smeared with petroleum jelly on the inside to avoid chaffing.

Dude, I cooked up a storm last night for my woman, put my cock apron on too. She was well turned on.

by Polish bike rider March 26, 2016

Pervert’s Apron

Also known as the soul patch, mouche, or jazz dab, the Pervert’s Apron is a small strip of hair underneath the lip on an otherwise clean shaven face. A moustache is however permitted, which the completes the Pervert’s Apron and Pervert’s Umbrella Combo.

I have gone down a strange internet hole looking at celebrity Pervert’s Aprons.

by banyeezy May 25, 2022

Apron

An obese rust player, that has homosexual rizz.

He looks like an apron.
Fr

by average man11 September 09, 2023