Andrew Smith

A Giga-Chad who expertly plays the saxophone.

(Has at least 7 girlfriends)

“Bro Andrew Smith is so cool”

-some chick

by Faxnocap May 3, 2022

Andrew Seward

Bass player for against me! an anarcho-punk band from gainesville, florida.

Although not an official a vocalist, Seward has his own microphone at every show and can be heard singing back-up in the band's 2001 EP The Disco Before The Breakdown.

Andrew Seward makes love to the low end, and when he's done, he can make love to me.

by donkey jim November 25, 2007

Andrew Symonds

Monkey.

Teacher: Andrew Symonds is a..............

Children: Maa ki

Teacher: nhi... ma ki nhi "M-O-N-K-E-Y"

by the_last_vestage_of_truth April 21, 2010

San Andreas Seismic Surprise

The sexual event in which the giver during anal penetration farts, and the receiver feels as if he himself has farted, due to feeling the vibration of his partner's fart passed through the penis and into the receiver's ass.

All was going well until he hit me with the San Andreas Seismic Surprise.

by SmutLion December 13, 2010

Andrew Smiley

Black Guy

Aye look at that Andrew Smiley over there.

by babam78 December 31, 2018

Andrew Scoggin

Andrew Scoggin is a fat bitch in which everybody thinks he is a fucking Asian cause of his small ass eyes

Stop acting like a fucking Andrew Scoggin

by The_Offical_Big_73 May 21, 2021

Andrew Samuels

A Princeton soccer goalie commit who simultaneously serves his duty as a professional bag seller.

Who the fuck just slapped Armin in the face when he was spitting game? It must have been Andrew Samuels.

by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022