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Analog clock

Some numbered circle NOBODY can read!
I wanted a clock, and my POOPSICLE MOM got me an analog clock!
by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019
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Analog Spam

The more modern vernacular of the archaic term "junk mail."

In the distant days of yore, scam artists and their corporate brethren would physically print their spam on a substance known as "paper" and placed inside of things called "envelopes," which were then physically moved by something called "the post office" directly to people's homes. From there these "envelopes" would go directly from a small metal box located just outside the residence and into the nearest garbage can.

It is rumored that some primitive societies and failing companies still attempt to use this antiquated method of spamming people with their scams to this very day.
"Oh look, mom sent me a birthday card. It was mixed in with all the analog spam."
by NephilimNexus January 27, 2015
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Analog horror

A sub-genera of horror that follows the "found footage" style. Such as The walten files, Mandela Catalogue, The backrooms, and so on
"My favorite sub-genera of horror is Analog horror."
by {MoNo!!} October 7, 2022
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analog friendship

an-l-awg, -og frend-ship

–noun

A non-sexual relationship to someone without the use of technology.
I've met this cool gal on the Facebook, and I think I'm going to make this an analog friendship.
by jwattsj March 19, 2011
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analog bully

1) a cyber bully, but without the computer.
2) a classical bully
3) a person that bullies in-person, as oppose to online
Donald Trump attacks people on Twitter all the time; he's such a cyber bully . Russel Crowe attacked people in-person, because he was an old-fashioned analog bully.
by NovemberJuliet May 10, 2018
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kickin' it analog

The use of any technology that is decidedly outdated.
I was kickin' it analog last night, listening to my 45 of Mr. Roboto.
by Danar July 1, 2008
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Analog Texting

Analog texting is a form of the prehistoric act of using a pencil and normal a small notepad to "text" a short but pointless message to a near by individual.
Me: That guy is writing a note and driving
You: Umm...You mean Analog Texting?
by Just.Trey September 4, 2010
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