Albert

A Albert is a idiotic stupid restart that needs to learn how to live a real life. Unlike a Jacob alberts are horrible in bed and have no balls to do anything. Alberts usually act stupid and crazy like there on crack and much more things and drugs. There are many Alberts but any on with the name Albert Robinson is the worst person on planet earth and the universe. This person needs to leave this earth and die in a big fat hole.

Albert- hi guys you want to go play basketball (with a idiotic voice)
Random person-sure but why do u sound so stupid and also you sound like your on crack.

by Jacobsenj11 February 10, 2018

Albert

Albert is a lovely dog and has a great personality everybody loves him especially people who just meet him

Albert is a lovely dog

by Babycrinkle March 4, 2017

Albert

Albert is always a ginger whether you like it or not.

Dave: Albert is so cool
Jack: No he isnt he is ginger.

by IAmRightImBetterThanJesusAndU July 3, 2022

Albert

1. Annoying and whining female.

2. Female Dog
3.An exceedingly whipped guy who does/wears/thinks/says whatever his girlfriend tells him to.
4.spineless cretin

Basically a Bitch!

Dude 1: yo , we're going bar hopping wanna come?

Dude2 : hold on let me check with my girl.

Dude1: man stop being such a Lil Albert and let's go!

by Kryptonssavior May 24, 2016

Albert

Big gay homosexual who likes sucking dick

Eugene: Have you heard that Albert loves sucking dick?
Vincent: I know right he's such a faggot

by .Wonton Fighter. November 11, 2018

Albert

A fucking idiot who doesn’t know how to behave in public.
Spastic kid who can’t stop running and jumping trying to act cool. Russian word to describe his behavior is “Durachok”, which albertiruet 24/7.

“Hey look and that spastic kid”
Oh I think that’s Albert

by nigga boiiiii April 20, 2019

Alberte

The name of someone incredibly intelligent, beautiful, sexy and hot!

She's also that kindda girl, other girls dream of becoming. Alberte is a dreamgirl!

I wish I was Alberte.

by Emilie Christensen December 8, 2011