Superior to its larger northern neighbor, Cleveland, in many ways. Best city in Ohio besides Columbus for economic growth, real estate, and entertainment.
by Da Dude October 17, 2003
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Greg: I gave her a Akron Blowtorch last night, but I got carried away and let a huge one go.
Greg: I gave her a Akron Blowtorch last night, but I got carried away and let a huge one go.
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The "new and improved" nickname for LeBron James that is apparently "TAKING THE U.S.A. BY STORM." The "Akron" part of the name is because of the simple fact that LeBron James hails from the mean streets of Akron, Ohio. The "hammer" part of the nickname serves no purpose. It could just serve the purpose of giving Michelle Beadle an excuse to fantasize about getting hammered in the ass by LeBron James.
Nobody knows where this definition first came into existence but Michelle Beadle will continue to use this word in an unchallenged manner on SportsNation. Never fear though Michelle will eventually stop using this word once she realizes that she has no chance of getting LeBron on her and she will soon begin to hate him..just like Tom Brady whom she now despises for "no apparent reason."
The only time you would ever use this word is if you wanted to sound like a complete and utter moron.
Nobody knows where this definition first came into existence but Michelle Beadle will continue to use this word in an unchallenged manner on SportsNation. Never fear though Michelle will eventually stop using this word once she realizes that she has no chance of getting LeBron on her and she will soon begin to hate him..just like Tom Brady whom she now despises for "no apparent reason."
The only time you would ever use this word is if you wanted to sound like a complete and utter moron.
guy 1: "Oh my god did you just see that monster dunk?!?! The Akron Hammer strikes again!!!."
guy 2: "I'm almost positive that's fuggin LEBRON JAMES you retard...but yeah Kobe got wrecked."
guy 2: "I'm almost positive that's fuggin LEBRON JAMES you retard...but yeah Kobe got wrecked."
by Michelle Beadle is a bitch December 25, 2009
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Dirtiest ghetto shithole in the US.
Sometimes referred to as Crackron. The whole city smells of feces.
Downtown, Portage Lakes, Kenmore, North Hill, Fairlawn, The Valley, Firestone Park, University of Akron, and Goodyear Heights are some of the areas of Akron.
Dirtiest ghetto shithole in the US.
Sometimes referred to as Crackron. The whole city smells of feces.
Downtown, Portage Lakes, Kenmore, North Hill, Fairlawn, The Valley, Firestone Park, University of Akron, and Goodyear Heights are some of the areas of Akron.
by Rectal Breech December 10, 2004
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by Dick Fister December 1, 2017
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Bill: Did you hear that Tony died from alcohol poisoning?
Ted: Of course he did, he just moved to Akron, Ohio.
Ted: Of course he did, he just moved to Akron, Ohio.
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Dude! I churned my creampie in this hoe'z snatch for over an hour made me some akron valley butterscotch surprise for the drive home!
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