Afghanistan

A country that has practically been colonized by an Islamic terrorist group called the Talibans.

The Talibans have captured the 5 following large cities in Afghanistan:

1. Kabul (Capital city)
2.Herat
3.Kandahar
4.Mazar-i-Sharif
5.Lashkar Gah

by UltimateDoge August 29, 2021

Afghanistan

Has 2 common spelling misfortunes: Afghansatan and Afangistan. A country confused about their origins. Tend to forget🤐 their roots & desperately claim to be Middle Eastern (Persian) or Tajik to detach themselves from their ethnic roots. They think by claiming Central Asia they can distance themselves but just look at how they look like. (Many exaggerate that only they have fair skin. Many say they look identical to Italians- look at their cricket team, they are darker than Bollywood actors.🫢) Central Asians don't accept them. Iran isn't in Central Asia.🤪🫤 Like to lecture & lie🤥🥱 about others, unfortunately for them😰🤫 though there's proof.

We’re not ignorant about Afghanistan. .
⬆️Search this & c ur self

I’m Arab. I see a lot of afghans say they’re middle eastern, and it’s cute. But you are with few commonalities with Arabs. ’Like my afghan clients associating with Arabs’ ’I’ve also seen a few posts claiming middle eastern’

This is hilarious. Bro why you so mad? I’m not gonna give examples of the people I know personally, but it’s all over tiktok. Just search “afghan middle eastern”, you’ll see for yourself. I don’t get why you’re being so prideful
Afg: "Who are you? A fucken nobody, true? Hence this pointless discussion ends now"

by MsClickNSeeMyAfghPosts April 21, 2024

Afghanistan

Best place on earth blessed with democracy even higher than nordic countries
The country is ruled by a technocrat intellectual master named Mohammad bin Hussain el Bomb who won the Nobel prize of peace last year

Hussain el Bomb: It will be Legendary i will allow same sex marriage at Afghanistan.

by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023

Afghanistan Slushie

A variety of chlamydia, gential warts, herpes, hep c. That lead to your goals turning soft before they fall off.

Did you hear that Zach had caught an Afghanistan Slushie from that call girl.

by Get real 23 April 30, 2025

Afghanistan style firehouse

A type of orgy that happens during ramadan where 5 men over the age of 70 all scream “Allahu Akbar!” and proceed to masturbate each other with homemade bombs and fuck hard non-stop for 12 hours.

Bro I just want to do an Afghanistan style firehouse while in Saudi Arabia.

by quag_ May 28, 2025

Afghanistan Slushie

When a calamity breakout meets a invasion of genital warts. And causes anal bleeding

I feel sorry for Zach because that girl gave him an Afghanistan Slushie

by Get real 23 May 5, 2025

Afghanistan

1. A country
2. A worn tourn country.
3. Unstable country.

"I lived in afghanistan."

by I DONT KNOW WHAT TO PUT AS MY April 11, 2024