Afghanistan

God forbid women do anything.

Also see: Middle East

Mohammed: man, i really don't like when women
Mahound, Mohammed's 84th cousin by their father's 5th child-bride: yeah me neither, luckily we live in afghanistan

The two men recline in their tabernacle, smoking their hash from a hookah, unaware of the A-10 Warthog about to drop a barrage of hellfire upon them.

I mean, seriously, look at the fucking bullets on that flying pig, they're the size of a beer bottle. Those are armor piercing rounds, those were made with tanks in mind. Those bullets reduce humans to bio-matter.
To never was.

by JEB!JEB!JEB!JEB!JEB!JEB! January 16, 2024

Afghanistan

Has 2 common spelling misfortunes: Afghansatan and Afangistan. A country confused about their origins. Tend to forget🤐 their roots & desperately claim to be Middle Eastern (Persian) or Tajik to detach themselves from their ethnic roots. They think by claiming Central Asia they can distance themselves but just look at how they look like. (Many exaggerate that only they have fair skin. Many say they look identical to Italians- look at their cricket team, they are darker than Bollywood actors.🫢) Central Asians don't accept them. Iran isn't in Central Asia.🤪🫤 Like to lecture & lie🤥🥱 about others, unfortunately for them😰🤫 though there's proof.

We’re not ignorant about Afghanistan. .
⬆️Search this & c ur self

I’m Arab. I see a lot of afghans say they’re middle eastern, and it’s cute. But you are with few commonalities with Arabs. ’Like my afghan clients associating with Arabs’ ’I’ve also seen a few posts claiming middle eastern’

This is hilarious. Bro why you so mad? I’m not gonna give examples of the people I know personally, but it’s all over tiktok. Just search “afghan middle eastern”, you’ll see for yourself. I don’t get why you’re being so prideful
Afg: "Who are you? A fucken nobody, true? Hence this pointless discussion ends now"

by MsClickNSeeMyAfghPosts April 21, 2024

Afghanistan

A country that has practically been colonized by an Islamic terrorist group called the Talibans.

The Talibans have captured the 5 following large cities in Afghanistan:

1. Kabul (Capital city)
2.Herat
3.Kandahar
4.Mazar-i-Sharif
5.Lashkar Gah

by UltimateDoge August 29, 2021

Afghanistan

Afghanistan is a country that’s a very poor and get lots of hate comments. I agree they are very disgust and derserve to bow down to the taliban. Afghanistan is a terrible country.

Oh no it’s guy from Afghanistan, WE NEED TO RUN.

by Security foxy July 29, 2022

Afghanistan Slushie

When a calamity breakout meets a invasion of genital warts. And causes anal bleeding

I feel sorry for Zach because that girl gave him an Afghanistan Slushie

by Get real 23 May 5, 2025

Afghanistan

1. A country
2. A worn tourn country.
3. Unstable country.

"I lived in afghanistan."

by I DONT KNOW WHAT TO PUT AS MY April 11, 2024

The Fragrance of Afghanistan

Marijuana; or, the distinctive scent of marijuana.

Wreathed in smoke in Lebanon, we burn the midnight oil.

The fragrance of Afghanistan rewards a long day's toil.

Pulling into Kathmandu, smoke rigs fill the air.

Perfumed by a Nepal night, the express gets you there.-Rush, A Passage to Bangkok.

by nemodat1 July 11, 2021