captain afghanistan 

Also known as 'Captain', is an Australian super hero, originated from Afghanistan under the secret identity of Australian school boy, Oliver.

"It's a boat! It's a refugee! It's Captain Afghanistan!"

captain afghanistan by Pu$$Y$l4er21 September 3, 2017

Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653 

Sargent Will's Personal Message: Tracking of the 863 Code on the area of 99,635,6531

Tracking of I.S.L.F on go in Brazil base .255.

Code: 74368GA
Signal: 440-4k
TJD: Sargent T. Arent

Commander Renege Personal Message: Will's if this gets out to the Soviets then know what to do
Location: Russia, ***,**,*****

Sargent Will's Personal Message: I understand and i will do everything in my power to not let this get out

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Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653
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Code Reader Tag: 673,378,923

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Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653 by BigDaddyChode69 May 6, 2021

Northern Afghanistan

Another name for "Canada," due to all the millions of brown people from Muslim nations who have immigrated there and have totally and forever changed its predominantly white, Christian makeup.

Person 1: "Dude, I went to Canada last week, and all I saw were brown people wearing head scarves or turbans."

Person 2: "Bro, you didn't go to "Canada." You were in "Northern Afghanistan."

Northern Afghanistan by Screw Liberals June 14, 2016

Midnight In Afghanistan 

Locking a hooker in a room while several men are wearing American flag shirts and everyone is cumming all over her and all she has is a towel on her head.

Hey would you like to have a midnight in Afghanistan ? :) why yes I would LOVE to!!!!

Midnight In Afghanistan by cdubbbbb September 29, 2011

Anunnaki Sukkalate of Afghanistan 

The Anunnaki Sukkalate of Afghanistan is an Anunnaki parody of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan where it would be ruled by an anunnakist group named "Afghani-Anzugud" that's also an Anunnaki parody of the Taliban. The Anunnaki Sukkalate of Afghanistan is allied with the Anunnaki State (Anunnakiya) despite it wants its own autonomy compared to the Anunnaki State.

The Anunnaki Sukkalate of Afghanistan is the main opposition to the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan inside Afghanistan.

Anunnaki Sukkalate of Afghanistan by Dumugian October 10, 2021

The Fragrance of Afghanistan 

Marijuana; or, the distinctive scent of marijuana.

Wreathed in smoke in Lebanon, we burn the midnight oil.

The fragrance of Afghanistan rewards a long day's toil.

Pulling into Kathmandu, smoke rigs fill the air.

Perfumed by a Nepal night, the express gets you there.-Rush, A Passage to Bangkok.

The Fragrance of Afghanistan by nemodat1 July 11, 2021

War in Afghanistan 

A pointless 20-year long war that was fought (and lost to the Taliban) by the United States of America. The purpose of the war was to root out "terror" (whatever the fuck that objective means) and to kill all brown people in the Middle East (remove the Taliban and Al-Qaeda). The war was a gigantic stain on the US and it's people, and due to the amount of money wasted on the endeavor, it will more than likely lead to the eventual economic collapse and downfall of the US itself. Just like the Soviet Union (see Soviet-Afghan War for context).

If you ever feel like you're useless, just remember that it took four presidents, 2,459 dead soldiers, and $2 Trillion dollars to replace the Taliban with the Taliban in Afghanistan.

That's right. $2 Fucking Trillion. Not enough money for the homeless, or student debt, or cancer research, or space exploration, or to help the elderly stateside. But just enough money to bomb brown people. God Bless America.

War in Afghanistan

War in Afghanistan by realshit225 August 16, 2024