accidental bacon

When an orthodox Jew steals pizza from the fridge not "realizing" that there is bacon on it... but, in fact, secretly loves bacon... it is called "accidental bacon".

Janine opens her roommates mini-fridge and sees the Domino's box.
Janine smells the sweet aroma of bacon, but can not see it on the pizza.
Janine eats 3 slices quicker than a frog snags a fly.
Roommate returns.
Roommate: "You ate my fucking pizza?"
Janine: "I didn't think you wanted it."
Roommate: "You know there was bacon on that, right?"
Janine: "AAAAARGH" (runs to bathroom feigning to be sick)
Roommate: "Accidental bacon, my ass!"

by Fleck August 10, 2006

accidental macking

to not even realize that you are absolutely macking with a chick

I asked her if she wanted to go for a drink a drink meaning a soda or juice. She thought I meant a bar and said yes. My friend pointed out I just pulled off accidental macking.

by The Boss of Five Towns February 1, 2010

accidental blowjob

when you didn't really plan on giving a blowjob but you did anyways.

"I just wanted to make out with him, but it turned into an accidental blowjob."

by trumantinkerbell July 31, 2008

accidental discharge

Expelling a large fart you didn’t even know was there

Ryan: (stands up)

(LOUD FART)

Patrick: dude, that was terrible

Ryan: I didn’t even know it was there. It was an accidental discharge

Patrick: you nasty

by Lieutenant Hung Well May 27, 2020

accidental sexy

Obviously sexy without trying. Same as Apparently Sexy. Effortless seduction. Unaware of the power of your sexiness.

Janet: That dress is so cute on you.

Kate: I want to wear it to work, but why do I feel like it's not appropriate. (looking down at her accidental cleavage) So dumb.

Janet: Right. CLEARLY you're a woman.

Kate: Totally. Accidental Sexy...the story of my life.

by Scarlett Letter March 23, 2012

accidental tourist

While banging on the front door, the guy accidentally breaks into the rear.

"What started out as Breakfast at Tiffany's ended up as the Accidental Tourist."

by papafatwoody February 18, 2010

accidental creation

1.realizing a concept and putting it into form.

2.also used for accidently created life form

example 1."my accidental creation turned out to be a smash hit"

example 2."seanie's mom and dad didnt mean to conceive him, it was done out of pity sex and his mommy trapping his daddy to stay out of his own miserable will"

by Dont have a name March 8, 2008