The God of Acceleration

When God not only showers His blessing on your life but speeds it up, by making things happen that you could not make happen with your own intelligence and effort—when you witness breakthroughs in your relationships, finances, promotions, and health at such a speed that would make your head swim and turn heads.

The God of acceleration shows that He doesn’t operate according to our human’s natural timeline—what would normally take us years to achieve, He could just do it in the twinkle of an eye.

by MathPlus November 29, 2020

accelated reader

gayest fucking piece of shit educational program ever

AR is a big load of shit

by Witch Nose October 14, 2004

windows accelerator

The perfect file name for hiding something from an idiot on their desktop.

"Hey Mario! How come your windows accelerator kicks in everytime you leave the booth?? It appears to be an away message"

by beefjerkeytime! May 26, 2009

accellerichment

noun, meaning an approach to tutoring/teaching gifted or talented children that amalgamates accelerated learning and enrichment; customized curriculum is developed collaboratively with students.
accelerated learning, scholarly research,creative application

"ACCELLERICHMENT" is used by the faculty of Milton Academy's "The Saturday Course" to teach hundreds of gifted and talented from Boston area schools. Classes designed for 4th through 7th grades, such as "Build a Speed Boat Racer";" "Secret Life of Animals;" "Blood and Guts;" and "Extreme Math Puzzles."

by Mrs. Nic October 10, 2008

accel

A haem who plays counter stike 1.6 and needs to get a job!

accel- is a right haem

by Razz April 2, 2004

Accelerator

When a man/woman is destined to break up with their partner and so by sleeping with them you simply accelerate the process, thus providing a useful service, you are then an accelerator.

One bloke talking to another in a pub - "My friend Samantha is just waiting to dump her annoying boyfriend so if I sleep with her this weekend then I am just acting as an accelerator"

by captain assbeard January 19, 2011

acceleramus

acceleramus: A motorist who deliberately speeds up in order to irritate and sabotage another motorist. This is done without provocation.

See also: acceleranus.

"This acceleramus pulled up beside me just as I signalled to get into the right lane. Becuzza him I missed my exit."

by Dweezil Dunderplunken the 1st December 13, 2013