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acceleratorophobia

That person is driving so slow, I think they might have acceleratorophobia
by Gayboiash November 1, 2023
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Unintended acceleration

When a bad driver accidentally hits the gas pedal instead of the brake pedal inside a parking space, the car will usually accelerate into another object until it is stopped. In the present day, unintended acceleration is a term the offending driver likes to claim in order to avoid paying for their mistakes. Those drivers always blame the car for accelerating on its own. Even if you present them with logs and even witnesses, they will continue to believe their own lie and claim the car accelerated on its own. Companies like Audi, Toyota and Tesla have fallen into this same trap.
I had an unintended acceleration event today. My brand new car took off on its own in the parking spot. It jumped over a curb and hit a brick wall even though my foot was on the brakes. I want the manufacture to step in and investigate why it happened. I am sure the car accelerated on its own and I would like to have the repair paid by them.
by Token B March 11, 2019
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mage accelerator

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A:why mage accelerator is so dificult to get?!
B: RNG
by springroberto2020 January 11, 2022
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Acceleration

Yeah baby! I'm getting mad acceleration on this shit!
by Brovahkiin93 June 2, 2016
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Accelerationist Post Modern Primitivist

The political viewpoint of someone who wants the world to advance enough for robot appendage then falls into a primitive tribal-like society and as quickly as possible.
"So do you support the left or the right?"
"Neither, I'm an Accelerationist Post Modern Primitivist!"
"What the hell is that?"
"Basically, REJECT MODERNITY RETURN TO MONKE.......but with robot arms"
by GingerLandWhale November 8, 2020
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accelerlate

When someone is sitting at a red light and not paying attention when the light turns green, then they stomp on the gas as if to make up for the time they made eveyone behind them wait.
Did you see that bimbo accelerlate when you honked? She should put down the phone, the starbucks and the lipstick and just drive!
by bookwaller February 11, 2008
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revelations accelerationism

The belief that as a society, we should accelerate the the coming of events foretold in the book of Revelations in the Bible.
Did you here BAXTER is a revelation accelerationist?

Really, revelations accelerationism is dangerous
by Gimmeurcookies September 26, 2021
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