Abe Lincoln

a combination of a donkey punch to the cerebrial brainstem, a cherry danish resembling a the Wilkes Booth move, and then then shave the pubes of the giver and apply them to the come soaked area on her face resembling a 60's (1860's) beard.

After realizing that she had slept her way throught the civil period of her AP US history course, Teela agreed to exchange an Abe Lincoln from her teacher for a passing grade.

by herstw to the jgray March 5, 2011

Abe Lincoln

when your divin on a girl with a hairy bush and you look up at her and say "four score and seven years ago"

try it! she'll laugh her ass off

by momucka August 15, 2005

Abe Lincoln

When you are getting head and are about to bust, have one of your boys come in and simultaniously blast a wad on the back of her neck. She will think that the nut blew through the back of her head. Just like Abe in the theatre.

Perfected at West Virginia University...
Beverly Avenue

by Choach Hyena March 23, 2005

Abe Lincoln Style

When you shoot something or someone in the back of the head

I snuck up on the sniper and shot him Abe Lincoln style

by ticklethis275 July 7, 2011

Abe lincoln was a good president

something you say when you want to imply that someone is being racist.

guy#1: hey jim look at that black guy eating at kfc

guy#2:well Abe lincoln was a good president

by kickyoass123 March 9, 2012

Abe Lincoln

While fucking a girl in the ass, take your shit covered dick out and wipe her shitty poo poo where, if she was abe lincoln, her side burns and beard would be. much like a Dirty Sanchez.

Then bend her back over, and once you are about to come, pull out and shoot her in the back of the head.

I finished that bitch off with an Abe Lincoln, just how the poor guy died in that theater.

by SpicyPMS October 13, 2009

Abe Lincoln

When someone shaves off their pubic hair and superglues them to another person's face.

Craig passed out, let's give him an Abe Lincoln!

by Bounce.Nerd November 10, 2009