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Put it in my ass

When a wife is having sex with her husband and wants to get it over with as quickly as possible, she will typically instruct him to put it in her ass.

This expression has come over into everyday usage as a way of expressing urgency or impatience, when you want to take charge of a situation and bring it to a swift end. Especially useful when the action that needs to be taken is blatantly obvious to everyone involved.
Ugh, you've been hogging the drinking fountain for entirely too long. Just put it in my ass, already!

Robert, your work on the Henderson file has been spectacular. However, our deadline is looming, and you still need to interview four witnesses. If we're going to win this case, you need to step up and put it in my ass.

This has been great, but I've only got five minutes until my lunch break is over. Put it in my ass!
by Valentino Peoria April 22, 2017
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Blow it out your ass

A Classic quote from one of the very first first-person shooter computer game developed by 3D Realms and published by Apogee DUKE NUKEM 3D.... In the game this super hero will say interactive things to the player at random , one of the quotes was "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!"
"It's Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and i'm all outta gum.."

"I've got balls of Steel"

"Your head, Your ass, whats the difference?"

"Book em Denno!"

"Blow it out your ass!"

"what'ya waiting for Christmas?"

"You're an inspiration for birth control."

"Shit Happens... "

"Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride! "

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck! "

"What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater?"
by Crpetersenabx May 22, 2010
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Took it in the ass

Past tense for Taking it in the Ass.

1) To express former disapointment
2) Slang expression for an unfortuante/unfair event.

Also see: Take it in the ass
1) Todd took it in the ass on that one.
2) When he invested in Worlcom stock, he really took it in the ass on that one.
by BIATCH551 March 15, 2005
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Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.
Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013
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takes it in the ass

A phrase used to express a persons sexual preference to have a penis inserted in their ass. They usually like it too.
Hey, there's Charlie. He takes it in the ass!
by Professor Socrates September 4, 2005
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it gets up my ass

When something annoys you
When people chew with the mouth open it gets up my ass
by Avaandlaoise.45 July 11, 2019
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