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ass fuck shit balls

An expression used when some thing happens. Usually used in a slight amount of frustration, or annoyance.
Ass fuck shit balls, I have to work this weekend.
by penguin156 August 24, 2009
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Balls of his ass

Experiencing a difficult time, usually financially
Friend: Was that Ray? I haven't seen him in months.
Me: Yeah, he's really on the balls of his ass since he lost his job.
by Ned Hendershot April 25, 2014
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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
by HK Orlando October 19, 2006
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Balls-ass

Holy crap, it's balls-ass cold outside today.
by Bragnor December 5, 2009
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ballin ass grilled cheese

(the fried sandwich, not the reverse teabagging thing.)

a grilled cheese that surpasses all others in every way. often cooked on campouts by Brewer.
brewer just made a ballin ass grilled cheese. it ruined my stove.
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Half my ass and both my balls

Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.
I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.
by Mathias Gruber May 9, 2008
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National Balls In Ass Day

A holiday that servers as a reminder to the NSFW video of a man farting out his own testicles, typically celebrated on November 23rd.
Man, did you know that National Balls in Ass Day is celebrated on the same day as Toms birthday?
by RcM7034 February 1, 2022
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