armando

A mexican with a micro penis

Armando you get no bitches .

by BlackUnicorns July 27, 2016

Armando

Feminist ,always tries to start an argument is a monkey

Armando is a boy

by Greatly new definer2.0 April 2, 2017

Armando

An obese guy who survives solely on Hot Pockets and never remembers how much rent is due at the beginning of the month although the number never changes. Probably eating a bologna sandwich and playing Xbox Live.

Armando asked me how much rent is again, just like last month.

by bitchin101 October 4, 2017

Armando

that kid at your school that is just a bitch to you even though you are best friends with him.

"Hey, was he able to help you with the homework?"

"No he ended up being an Armando"

by Kowalski&BradenDaGOATS September 27, 2019

Armando

The biggest bum in the west, also the “hacker” of the grade.

Armando: “Hey Awaeseah?”
Awaeseah: “What?”
Armando: “Chicken Butt.”
Awaeseah: “Your a bum.”

by BoxOfShame March 9, 2020

Armando

STUNNING GUY WHO HAS A VERY LONG PENIS AND A MAGNUM HAIRSTYLE, HE LOVES GETTING CHICKS AND HE SUCCEDS IN DOING SO. YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON HIM AND HE IS NOT THAT GAY. KISS HIM GOODNIGHT, PLEASE.

WOW, I NEED TO GET ON ARMANDOS COCK

by BonerBoy101 December 19, 2020

Armando

a derogatory term for strange but hot asf men. like boys who probably say slurs on the low but he's fiiiiiiine.

omg have you seen Armando?! yeah he's so hot I wanna cuff him

by sheeeebah May 13, 2021