Apparelized

verb; paralized by the thought of shopping, or selecting fashionable clothing to wear; indecision or lack of knowledge at choosing fashionable clothing; often a result stemming from being printimidated

"An afternoon at Nieman Marcus left this Midwestern housewife apparelized."

by NY Fashionista September 21, 2009

Apparently

A word typical used to describe an uncertain situation, commonly used by a sketchy or undecided person.

Apparently Leo jipped Herb out of a munchie!

by Leonard Burns February 1, 2017

Hair apparent

son who appears to have inherited his father's male pattern baldness. It is a play on the phrase heir apparent and the irony that the subject's hair is becoming less apparent by the day.

James: "you should see my little bro's receding hair line! He's clearly the hair apparent in our family"

Anthony: "yeah, he really is a chip off the old block"

by Thinkerman78 December 15, 2009

Apparellise

The discrimination or perceived stereotype that comes along with wearing a particular brand of clothing.

- Police officer 1 to police officer 2: "I think this lad wearing the Nautica and Tommy Hilfiger attire has stashed his dingoes up his vutz".
- Innocent lad to Police Officers"Don't apparellise me because of the clothing I choose to rock, you copper dawwwgggsss"

by JCthe resurrected-DefqonNaan16 September 18, 2016

American Apparently Not

where katya zamlodchikova buys her clothes, according to trixie mattel on rupauls drag race season 7

"Katya, where'd you get your outfits, girl, American Apparently Not?"

by skinnylegendtracy July 16, 2019

air apparent

When seated on the throne, the gas expelled from the backside immediately before the Great Brown King visits the Royal pool.

I was taking a Nixon this morning and I swear the air apparent lasted ten full seconds.

by Pete Staves June 22, 2006

Majority Apparent

A group of people in a country that usually aren't representative of the majority, but are so loud and obnoxious when they voice their opinions that it becomes quite easy for someone to mistake them for the majority. They appear to be the majority because they are usually extremely angry when conversing about socio-political issues, and usually protest in very large groups as well. Despite the fact that they're extremely outspoken and annoying, they rarely influence any kind of significant change, much less a positive one.

Far left liberals, punk teenagers, socialists, anarchists, etc, are all part of the Majority Apparent.

by C-can January 23, 2004