app-tard

Someone (more than likely an Apple fanboy) who buys way to many applications on the Apple App Store, yet will only ever use 4 of them.

Freddy: My iTunes apps combined collection is 1053+ apps at the moment.

Office Worker #1: Can someone please punch freddy in the nuts, he's pissing me off about his app collection again

Office Worker #2: Man chill out, he can't help it, he's an app-tard.

by Kezzzing December 8, 2009

app girl

a girl on facebook whose page takes forever to load cause of the thousands of pointless applications that she has added.

Oh shit now i see why her page is taking forever to load-she's an app girl.

by thatiswhatshesaid May 7, 2008

app-rat

an individual who refuses to delete miscellaneous, useless applications on ones computer. Similar to "pack-rat."

Man 1: John has so many pointless applications on his computer.
Man 2: I know, he's such an app-rat.

by skierdude2.0 July 26, 2009

app wipe

someone who does not understand the reall meaning of asswipe or a big douche bag. Can be used as a diss against someone

Your friend is an app wipe.

by the olympians January 5, 2010

App lady

The cat lady of the 21st century. Similar to the cat lady in the sense that no social life is present outside the confines of her smart phone.

I don't need friends, I have Pinterest.. App lady

by Zknize November 24, 2013

App diet

Deleting a lots of apps from your smartphone that you haven't used in a long time.

I went on an app diet when I got my new iPhone and went from five pages of apps to two.

by Helmsdown April 25, 2015

App Twat

Someone who repeatedly has to talk about their shitty Iphone, especially with reference to the latest pointless application they have just downloaded, to the extent everyone in the surrounding area rolls their eyes with boredom.

"Since Jim has bought an Iphone, he has turned from a decent sort of chap into a complete and utter App Twat".

by Bored Pilot April 17, 2010