A midwest tradition where, some time after drama, everyone is assumed to be forgiven, and life resumes as usual.
by GGlitchr October 04, 2018
When you return a meal at a restaurant for having something on it you didn't want. But instead of making you a new meal item, they remove the item and try to cover it up with mayonaise
by X3n7 April 17, 2015
The ancient and still present artform of a female getting something completely wrong but never actually being able to apologise for it.
Instead they will just be nice to you for a prolonged amount of time hoping that they'll make you forget about their faux pas without being humbled enough to say "Sorry".
Instead they will just be nice to you for a prolonged amount of time hoping that they'll make you forget about their faux pas without being humbled enough to say "Sorry".
So how did it go last night?
It was OK, I didn't get an apology.
How is that OK, she was completely out of line!
It's OK because I got the female apology, enjoyed the lack of nagging so much I forgot why I was mad at her in the first place.
It was OK, I didn't get an apology.
How is that OK, she was completely out of line!
It's OK because I got the female apology, enjoyed the lack of nagging so much I forgot why I was mad at her in the first place.
by MikeMilligan July 13, 2009
When she gives a bj as an act of penance and in the spirit of feeling sorry for having trespassed against her man.
She was on her period, so nstead of make up sex, she gave him an apology bj. She kept repeating how sorry she was and it healed his heart.
by Vox populi SPQR May 06, 2017
ex. I came to work knowing good and hell well I was sick. So obviously someone was gonna get it. I "pre-apologized" to anyone who may get sick because of my ass.
by Dee Dee 27 June 24, 2008
when a celebrity does or says something really stupid and gets massive backlash, thus they pretend to be sorry for it.
"dude, remember when Kathy Griffin fake cut off donald trump's head and then pretended to be sorry after the backlash?"
"yeah, it was such a celebrity apology"
"yeah, it was such a celebrity apology"
by ADdictedHD October 15, 2018
“Deep Apologies” is a text someone uses as an alternative to ghosting. The appropriate response to this text is the OK Hand Sign Emoji. The inappropriate (and most common) response is, “GO TO HELL!”
Initial Text: “Is there any hope that you’ll ever take me back? Please, I need you, I really do. God help me, I need you so bad. I’ll never cheat on you again, I swear. I love you more than anything in the whole wide world.”
Text Response: “Deep Apologies”
Last Text: “You fucking bitch, if I ever see you again I’ll tear your eyes out!”
Text Response: “Deep Apologies”
Last Text: “You fucking bitch, if I ever see you again I’ll tear your eyes out!”
by kznutt64 January 27, 2021