A midwest tradition where, some time after drama, everyone is assumed to be forgiven, and life resumes as usual.
by GGlitchr October 4, 2018
Get the midwest apologymug. When you return a meal at a restaurant for having something on it you didn't want. But instead of making you a new meal item, they remove the item and try to cover it up with mayonaise
by X3n7 April 17, 2015
Get the apology mayonaisemug. The ancient and still present artform of a female getting something completely wrong but never actually being able to apologise for it.
Instead they will just be nice to you for a prolonged amount of time hoping that they'll make you forget about their faux pas without being humbled enough to say "Sorry".
Instead they will just be nice to you for a prolonged amount of time hoping that they'll make you forget about their faux pas without being humbled enough to say "Sorry".
So how did it go last night?
It was OK, I didn't get an apology.
How is that OK, she was completely out of line!
It's OK because I got the female apology, enjoyed the lack of nagging so much I forgot why I was mad at her in the first place.
It was OK, I didn't get an apology.
How is that OK, she was completely out of line!
It's OK because I got the female apology, enjoyed the lack of nagging so much I forgot why I was mad at her in the first place.
by MikeMilligan July 13, 2009
Get the Female Apologymug. “Deep Apologies” is a text someone uses as an alternative to ghosting. The appropriate response to this text is the OK Hand Sign Emoji. The inappropriate (and most common) response is, “GO TO HELL!”
Initial Text: “Is there any hope that you’ll ever take me back? Please, I need you, I really do. God help me, I need you so bad. I’ll never cheat on you again, I swear. I love you more than anything in the whole wide world.”
Text Response: “Deep Apologies”
Last Text: “You fucking bitch, if I ever see you again I’ll tear your eyes out!”
Text Response: “Deep Apologies”
Last Text: “You fucking bitch, if I ever see you again I’ll tear your eyes out!”
by kznutt64 January 27, 2021
Get the Deep Apologiesmug. ex. I came to work knowing good and hell well I was sick. So obviously someone was gonna get it. I "pre-apologized" to anyone who may get sick because of my ass.
by Dee Dee 27 June 24, 2008
Get the pre-apologizemug. A pizza that has been delivered to you surprisingly, out of the blue, as a delicious subtle apology for a previous quarrel with a friend or loved one.
Person 1: "I'm sorry we had that huge argument about that crap I can't remember now."
Person 2: "It's cool, I'm just glad we're still friends. I love you."
Person 1: "I love you too! Did you pizza today?"
Person 2: "Was that you! ? It even had BBQ Chicken, my fav! You cheeky monkey! I wondered who had sent that.
Person 1: "I'm glad your tastebuds were feelin' it!"
Person 2: "Classic Apology Pizza."
Person 2: "It's cool, I'm just glad we're still friends. I love you."
Person 1: "I love you too! Did you pizza today?"
Person 2: "Was that you! ? It even had BBQ Chicken, my fav! You cheeky monkey! I wondered who had sent that.
Person 1: "I'm glad your tastebuds were feelin' it!"
Person 2: "Classic Apology Pizza."
by Ziposaurus May 10, 2016
Get the Apology Pizzamug. Example:
Bob: dude did your girl apologize yet?
Jerry: dude she did more than that she sent me an apology snapchat!
Bob: woah! What a babe!!
Bob: dude did your girl apologize yet?
Jerry: dude she did more than that she sent me an apology snapchat!
Bob: woah! What a babe!!
by Foxcbritt October 24, 2015
Get the Apology snapchatmug.