alzheimer

Verb. To forget a crucial detail.

„I was planning a birthday party but I alzheimered sending out the invites.“

„My mom has dementia and she alzheimered my wife‘s name.“

by SwissNationalist March 12, 2025

Alzheimer’s

Michelle sterz

She is the literal definition of Alzheimer’s

by Samirraaae September 5, 2020

alzheimer

i forgor

what am i doing here lol i probably have alzheimer

by scarascumbag February 18, 2022

Semi-Alzheimer

When you walk into a room and forget why you came into the room.

Person "What was I here for again?"
Person 2 "Did you get a Semi-Alzheimer again?"
Person "Who th- wait, what do you mean again?"
Person 2 "Silly you"
Person "How did you get in? There are 50 security measures"
Person 2 "No one can keep me out Jim"

by Sir_Shell May 23, 2020

Alzheimers

A disease where you forget everything and anything you have ever known

I have never made a definition for alzheimers so i will do it before i forget

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming June 3, 2022

alzheimic

when u have fuckass memory loss

oh damn bro ur alzheimic

by kxxrthi May 4, 2025

Alzheimer's Disease

Alzheimers Disease is the most common type of dementia. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease beginning with mild memory loss and possibly leading to loss of the ability to carry on a conversa-

Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease beginning wi-

Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.
Alzheimer's is a common type of dementia.

Alzheimer's is... Nvm I forgot.

Person 1: Sorry, I might forget, I have Alzheimer's Disease.
Person 2: Oh, really? You have Alzheimer's?
Person 1: What? I never said I have Alzheimer's.

by menlover_ March 13, 2024