ALF

1.To have an extreme urge or passion to eat a hotties pussy. , used as a discreet way of saying you'd drag your tongue through a mile of glass just to eat her pretty kitty flower🤣

Rob: Dam look at that honey over there Bart, go talk to her.

Bart: No she's so gorgeous like the urge to ALF her for hours will make me to nervous to talk to her .

Dave: good thing I don't ALF, however I will be putting something in her ribs later .

by StagKing236 April 11, 2024

Alf Trolleydocker

An old man with 2 walking sticks who is such a genius he can walk at a 90 degree angle. He leaves his home once a day to display his unique talent to the envious world under the pretext of going to post a letter.

Who is West Bridgford's finest athlete?

That'll be Alf Trolleydocker, the 90 degree genius.

Where did he get his walk from?

I believe he got it from a corner shop.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 17, 2009

Alf Stewart

Alfred James "Alf" Stewart is a fictional character from the Australian Channel Seven soap opera Home and Away and and a parody of doodleburger, full time rapist played by Ray Meagher. The character debuted on-screen during the serial's pilot episode on 17 January 1988 while raping Sally. . Meagher is the only remaining original cast member still present. Thanks to Summer Bay, Alf still has his thunder. Also Loose as fuck.

Have you seem the little Cambodian kid Alf Stewart stole from the markets?

Exactly.

by Rape101 October 20, 2013

Alf mask

When you get down between a guy's legs and pull his scrotum up to make a mask, using his penis as the nose. Resembles Alf from the 80's tv show.

I love to use Jeremy's junk as an Alf Mask and sniff his underballs.

by Feetsoup March 23, 2018

Alf-ing

Whem a woman takes her man's ballsack and stretches it over her face like a mask, lining up the uncircumcised penis with her nose to resemble the classic puppet ALF

Omar wanted to try Alf-ing last night, but the nose came out too small.

by Jacecakes May 12, 2020

Alf nose

a male with an uncircumcised penis. Commonly resembling the nose of Alf the alien character from the popular 80's show "Alf".

"Omg... Sarah is totally dating an Alf nose! I can't believe it"

by saladfingers12 December 8, 2009

Alf's Hit Talk Show

The lamest thing since Alf's Original Talk Show. An alien/puppet character named Alf interviews B Class celebrities. See curbstomp.

I'd like to curbstomp Alf.

by Lavos October 25, 2004