ass admiral

Ass Admiral, n: The rank above Ass Captain.

(note: Ass Admiral is a better insult because it's one rank higher, and it's also an alliteration. Those always sting.)

Person A: You cock blister!
Person B: You spooge-licker.
Person A: Blisterwater drinker!
Person B: Regurgitated cum bubble.
Person A: Ass captain!
Person B: Ass ADMIRAL!
Crowd: Ooooooh...

by h3jm4k April 14, 2004

The Admiral Ackbar

a sexual prank used while in the doggie-position. Man on man, girl on girl, man on girl, girl on man, whosoever is taking the other from behind announces before ejaculation "the Death Star is fully operational!" to this the receiver turns around and says "WHAAATTT?" only to be greeted by a "ITS A TRAP!" and a face full of creamy ejaculate (basically the "Admiral Ackbar" in the situation facials the chick)

Creamer yelled "ITS A TRAP" right before he creampied the girls face and completed "The Admiral Ackbar"

by Rainman Dave December 11, 2010

adorabler

The act of being more adorable than anyone thought was physically possible.

Chris is adorabler than anyone I've ever known.

by Hopelesslylost1 December 12, 2011

Admiral's Threeway

An amorous encounter with a mother and daughter.

The name comes from Admiral Nelson's well know proclivity for mother/daughter combos.

Last weekend, I went home with this smokin' hottie. It was getting hot and heavy, when her mom busted in. Before I could say a word, this little cougar jumped right in. Just call me Lord Nelson, cause I had an Admiral's Threeway.

by Drunken Irish Bastard July 24, 2010

Admiral Crunch

Eating Captain Crunch cereal with rum poured over it, for a mature taste.

Stephen Colbert enjoys eating Admiral Crunch cereal.

by This is not a definition June 11, 2009

Admiral's Chair

a sexual act involving a male standing behind a female with the female bent at a 90 degree angle at the hip. the female puts her arms behind her and the male then grabs the female by the wrists. as the male is banging the female he is also steering her around the room, preferrable into walls and furniture as if to be steering her like a boat.

I had her in the admiral's chair position and ran her into an oncoming vehicle.

by steve canyon April 17, 2009

Admiral Funpooper

An annoying Englishman who enforces the no-inflatable toys rule in public pools

"Derek is such an Admiral Funpooper"

by ScotCan November 21, 2009