fart and give me a clue

haveing sex with a really fat bird {beached whale}the type of bird you wouldnt like to go on top!!!

i went out the other day and pulled a fat bird and she was fat and i mean fat!!! i was trying to get my dick in her but couldnt find her hole so i had to say to her fart and give me a clue love

by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

cry me a river

besides the awesome justin timberlake song, an expression that means i've been through worse, you're being a drama queen

person: omg my chihuahua is sick
you: cry me a river loser both of my dogs are dead.

by charliee September 6, 2007

bitch make me a sandwich

what u say to a woman when u dont want to put up whith any more of her shit.

sara told me to switch off the football game, but instead i told her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.

by jimbob February 15, 2003

Crunch-a-tize me

The journey begins as one partner (must be a male) sticks Cap'n Crunch brand cereal to his own genitals. He then slides his newly made "sexual breakfast bar" into the anus of his partner (could be male, female, or anything with a nice sized rectum). The dominant figure, also known as the "Cap'n", thrusts his tasty treat in and out of his partner until he fills their insides with milky love. The act is completed as the soggy cereal is released into a bowl and consumed by the Cap'n and his partner.

"Crunch-a-tize me" Max begged, and I did as he asked. It was a thrilling experience for both of us

by therealCap'nCrunch May 31, 2015

why are you giving me a handjob?

A means of expressing confusion or contempt.

Derived from any cookie-cutter porn situation in which a female character disguised as teacher/friend's hot mom/friend's hot sister/nurse/doctor "unexpectedly" gives the male character a handjob.

Fritz: Dude, I boned your mom last night. Ah yea.
Ben: Dude, Fritz, why are you giving me a handjob?

by Beefy McNasty January 8, 2008

Go make me a sandwich

A saying used when one person completely dominates another person in a game, contest, sport, etc. Implies that the winner has complete possession of the broken competitor, thus placing the loser in a condition of servitude in the form of the construction and delivery of a sandwich.

We're not playing again-I just beat you 50 times in a row! I think it's time for you to go make me a sandwich.

by Dub P August 26, 2005

Sudo make me a sandwich

The ultimate way to get that sandwich you want when you can't leave your computer because someone is wrong on the internet!

-Make me a sandwich.
-What? Make it yourself!
-Sudo make me a sandwich.
-Okay.

by Kayla Conspiracy January 30, 2009