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Sit on a face day

Every Thanksgiving, girls have to sit on a guys face for at least five minutes
Eric:Happy thanksgiving guys, I’m heading over to my girlfriends house
Bobby: Why?
Eric: Isn’t it obvious? It’s Sit on a face day idiot.
Bobby: Oh, I gotta head over to my girlfriends as well then
Sit on a face day by A.Kur November 23, 2023

Sit on a face day

Today, Thanksgiving, is the only day in November a guy can nut, so why not enjoy it by getting your face sat on?
Eric: I’m heading out
Susie: But it’s thanksgiving, you can’t go
Eric: Oh, that reminds me, today is Sit on a face day
Susie: what does that mean?
Eric: it means sit on my face, now.
Susie: Okay, I guess I have to
Sit on a face day by A.Kur November 23, 2023

Eyes without a face 

“youre eyes without a face” means to be a liar, tricking someone into wasting time on you while you’re a just a liar. Eyes without a face.
she looked at me in a way, she loved me

she’s just eyes without a face. don’t fall for it

It's got a face, but no body 

When you see a little girl hiding behind your bed, but it turns out that you overreacted and she's actually just a normal ass kid.
Spaghett the Bear: It's got a face, but no body!

Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!

Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!

triangle on a face 

whatever you have on your face that forms a triangle makes you gay. (ex: moles, pimples, beauty marks etc.)
I have never seen a triangle on a face until I met Toto. He must be gay.
triangle on a face by ma-sa lu boris December 23, 2024

Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face 

Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face
Horoscopes Are For People Who Has A Cystic Lesion On The Right Side Of A Face