I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

What you’d say to those who criticize your interests, as a defense.

Person 1: dude I can’t believe your a Konosuba fan that’s like the lowest of the low how can you like that shit
Person 2: I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top by Cited Waifu April 12, 2022

One Up with a Topper 

When a one up just isn't good enough and some "icing on the cake" is deemed necessary. Occasionally, the topper is topped without rebuttal. Both the "One Up" and the "Topper" are unusually suspicious.

Me: I had great seats for U2.

Friend (One Up): Yeah, well I had front row.

Friend (Topper): And, I got backstage.

Friend (Extra Topper): Oh yeah, the tickets were free!

Me (to myself): Unbelievable, another One Up with a Topper!

One Up with a Topper by jaffaj March 13, 2010

Pulling a Toper 

Attempting to squeeze out what is thought to be a fart, only to realize that it is just slightly too late to hold it back as poo exits your bum. Only qualifies as "a Toper" if done at work.

Man 1: dude, did you hear that fart Ryan just ripped?

Man 2: yeah it sounded REALLY soggy!
Man 1: bro... I think hes "Pulling a Toper"! I call a wipe test!!

Pulling a Toper by Workplace dumper July 21, 2009

A Topping 

Referring to a gay bottom who prefers to ‘ride’ on top

“Cody, I’m such a topping.”

A Topping by sirhC October 9, 2018

Pulled a Topper 

When a dude meets a girl and they chill for a bit, then the dude tries to get off with the girl and she starts to cry, The asshole then just leaves.

HAY DUDE, I TOTALLY WENT TO HERS AND PULLED A TOPPER

Pulled a Topper by Vausey__ March 29, 2009

a topboy 

tight assed runescape players often wank over there banks.
they also enjoy curry and bk

a topboy:hey bro was eating some curry last night and lsed an arcane ffs

a topboy by tim32432 October 4, 2010

Phone-a-topia 

A group of people at a party or other get together who like to show off their shitty phones and text all night.

Fuck that party sucked. Everyone was texting on their phone all night. It was a fuckin Phone-a-topia in there.

Phone-a-topia by Twarrior July 26, 2009