by yorrick hunt January 8, 2008
A person who thinks they are helping but really aren't.
1) A Helpful Janet is a person who gives you driving directions to somewhere where they have never been nor have any idea where it is.
2) A Helpful Janet will hand you a tool you did NOT ask for.
3) A Helpful Janet seems to always be in the way.
2) A Helpful Janet will hand you a tool you did NOT ask for.
3) A Helpful Janet seems to always be in the way.
by Sir Randall of Texas January 3, 2012
The photo enforcement cameras placed around Arizona by the state in order to catch speeders and those who run red lights to generate revenue to fix the budget.
Named for Janet Napolitano, the former governer who created this in order to balance the budget.
Named for Janet Napolitano, the former governer who created this in order to balance the budget.
"Dude, the goddamed state put a janet cam on the street outside by my house and I've already gotten two tickets."
by jackpotjeff March 30, 2009
by Johnnay February 5, 2004
When you sleep in the same bed as someone you like, but then you stop liking them the next day, sending mixed signals.
by Funbaaggs April 23, 2019
Fine-ass woman who showed her titty at the superbowl. Made the halftime show not suck as it usually does, and also made up for the fact that the Panthers lost. Pissed off alot of annoying, pissy conservatives.
by Ryan February 3, 2004
when it came to talking about the superbowl people were only talking about Janet's tit and not the predictable, boring ass game
by boy June 18, 2004