tosser

a wanker

He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.

by martin November 12, 2003

tosser

(esp. Australia) Someone who can't hold his liquor.

That's the third time he's puked at one of my parties... And he didn't even mix liquors, he's just a tosser.

by garadiavolo December 13, 2006

tosserized

(also tosserised) vb. - damaged or destroyed by tossers.

exmpl. "This computer's been completely tosserized."

by Sgt. Scrivener September 06, 2006

Tosser

knobhead

someone who thinks he knows everything but knows jack shit

by i am the 1 September 15, 2003

tosser

A selfish individual who demonstrates a complete lack of concern for the environment by thoughtlessly tossing recyclable cans and bottles into the garbage.

Dave doesn't recycle his empties, what a tosser.

by Pedro Mackenzie November 24, 2008

TOSSER

Can also mean someone who 'loves themselves' too much, such as being too vain or having high regard for oneself.

Look at that tosser, with his moosed up hair and up turned collar

by choosebro August 25, 2005

Tosser

Currency of Britain rejected by the Irish when Ireland established their independence in the 1920’s.

"That coin's a tosser"

by TheIrishRover11 September 30, 2009