Cade

The quintessential short white boy with brown hair and an awkward side smile. Positives of a "cade": sometimes sweet when you don't expect it, decent music taste, and most definitely a cali boy. Besides that, 9/10 would unhomie. Room for improvement: stop staining clothes, mislogging packages at work, and memorizing 'friends' episodes.

Cade was unhomied.
Cade, where is our missing vacuum?

by smartiepants3000 November 26, 2019

Cade

To lie beyond disbelief to the point where it is utter bullshit.

Guy 1: Hey I totally had a foursome.
Guy 2: Don't Fucking cade me asshole.

by 30stm May 4, 2010

Cade

A person who reveals or spoils a magic trick for others while you are performing the trick.

Kid 1: Ok now I want you to pick a card.

Now look at it and don't let me see it.
Kid 2: I saw that steal you did there.
Kid 3: OMG. Piss off you just did a cade on us, way to ruin the trick for everyone.

by ZeroShiftXZ August 22, 2011

cading

to cade somthing or lean on it with all your weight usally a bigger person or dresser

quit cading me

dont cade the sofa or it will move

by joshua k wilkinson November 5, 2006

Cade

The most sarcastic form of saying okay. Should be said in a rising tone of voice, like it has a question mark at the end of the word. To be used when someone is being douchey or toolish, and is mocking.

College Student #1: Dude, let's go smash some natty ice!
College Student #2: cade????

Teen #1: Dude, your sister's hot!
Teen #2: cade

by puckbunny12 January 13, 2014

cade

an ass hole who lies cheats and cant fight his own battles he leads you on and breaks your heart, he seems sweet and perfect until things go wrong then he changes

He's such a cade

by lovverrr October 12, 2011

Cade

Your average middle schooler with balls the size of bowling balls who gets every girl in the school, he’s the kid who would stand up in the middle of the cafeteria and scream the n word as loud as he could not caring about the consequences he’s that one friend that has the strictest mom ever but doesn’t have a car in the world, his father also left him at a young age but he doesn’t let that keep him from being a fucking chad every day.

That kid right there is such a cade

by Penis pump69 June 10, 2022