7/11 brown or 9/11 brown

7/11 brown or 9/11 brown refers to a racially-precarious joke about brown-skinned people. The phrase is usually asked to a brown person like this "Are you 7/11 brown, or 9/11 brown?" Essentially, this question is a funny and racially insensitive way of asking if somebody is South Asian lineage (7/11 brown) or Middle Eastern lineage (9/11 brown). This means that if your parents are from Iran or west of Iran, you are Middle Eastern lineage. If your parents are from Afghanistan/Pakistan, or east of Afghanistan/Pakistan, then you are South Asian lineage. So basically, Iran's Eastern Border is the division between the two regions.

This joke is because many 7/11 stores are worked by South Asian people, whereas 9/11 was done by Middle Eastern people.

Friend 1: Are you 7/11 brown or 9/11 brown

Friend 2: Pakistani, so that's 7/11 brown.

by bryansteldag November 2, 2023

7/11 slurpee

When a girl is wet for 24 hours straight and when she walks around it sounds like someone drinking a slurpee.

I can hear that girls 7/11 slurpee from a mile away.

by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016

7/11 top off

The act of putting the penis inside of a female’s urethra and urinating inside of the bladder.

Guy: yo dude did you have sex with that girl yesterday?

Guy 2: yeah dude, I even gave her a 7/11 top off.

by Weirdnosedude January 19, 2019

7-11's other tax

when you go to 7-11, and due to the fact that you are too stoned to care, buy one of their poor quality hot dogs, loading it up with all of the disgusting condiments, and nacho cheese. This, more often than not, results in a sick feeling in the gut, followed by explosive diarreah.

cool guy 1: man lets go to 7-11 and get some delicious hot dogs.
cool guy 2: man you are looking to pay 7-11's other tax!
cool guy 1: fuck man.
cool guy 2: yeah man lets go.

by Mark Elliott March 1, 2007

7/11

1. A convenience store throughout America and is thought to be owned by Indian people.

2. Someone who never shuts up.

1. Hey man, wanna go to 7/11 for some candy?
2. (From Rush Hour 2)

Kenny- "Why are you hanging with 7/11 there?"

Lee- 7/11?

Kenny- Cause his mouth never closes

by Alfred Boyer October 17, 2011

7-11

another way to call somebody a slut

Boy: Hey Girl did you know everybody calls you 7-11?
Girl: Why do they call me that?
Boy: cuse your Legs Never Close
Girl: Thats Mean im telling on you

by PieMast3r July 15, 2009

7-11 feet

noun: to have such stank dirty feet that you look like some crack whore walking up into 7-11 at 3:00am with no shoes on.

No matter how many times that dirty bitch scrubbed her feet, Sarah Mcknight ALWAYS had 7-11 feet.

by Ginny Roberts November 8, 2008