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5-minute craft

5-minute craft is used as a noun or adjective for someone that has literally no common sense and is just an overall moron. This term is related to the 5-Minute Crafts YouTube channel and is used as an insult for people who portray similar qualities to the channel.
Person 1: Why are they doing something so stupid?
Person 2: It’s because they’re a 5-minute craft.
by fishyeggos August 3, 2023
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5 more minutes

Not 5 minutes
Usually when people say 5 more minutes they are slower than people that say 6 more minutes
A:When are you coming
B:5 more minutes (gets slapped through the screen)
A:dont be lyin brah.
by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023
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5 Minute Punk

when a person or group of people claim to have all the aesthetics of punk mentality/diy, when in fact they do not know what they are talking about and are not actually true. they then abandon punk when it isn't relevant to them anymore.
person 1-"dude did you hear the new VOA song?"
person 2- "yeah dude they are such 5 minute punk its pathetic"
by BigD@ddy August 14, 2012
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I’m 5 minutes away

It means that the person haven’t left the house. Usually still getting ready.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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5 minute intervals

The most annoying goddamn phrase ever that should be permanently terminated
It's typically used by people trying to save their suicidal friends
Person A: text me at 5 minute intervals or else I'm calling the cops
Person B: ugh fine.
mugGet the 5 minute intervalsmug.

5 burger minutes

by ThatguySy March 31, 2025
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5 burgers minutes

How long does it need to be cooked?
" 5 burgers minutes"
by ThatguySy March 11, 2025
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