5-minute craft is used as a noun or adjective for someone that has literally no common sense and is just an overall moron. This term is related to the 5-Minute Crafts YouTube channel and is used as an insult for people who portray similar qualities to the channel.
by fishyeggos August 3, 2023

Not 5 minutes
Usually when people say 5 more minutes they are slower than people that say 6 more minutes
Usually when people say 5 more minutes they are slower than people that say 6 more minutes
by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023

when a person or group of people claim to have all the aesthetics of punk mentality/diy, when in fact they do not know what they are talking about and are not actually true. they then abandon punk when it isn't relevant to them anymore.
person 1-"dude did you hear the new VOA song?"
person 2- "yeah dude they are such 5 minute punk its pathetic"
person 2- "yeah dude they are such 5 minute punk its pathetic"
by BigD@ddy August 14, 2012

by anonymous November 22, 2021

The most annoying goddamn phrase ever that should be permanently terminated
It's typically used by people trying to save their suicidal friends
It's typically used by people trying to save their suicidal friends
by That genderless fucking bitch May 15, 2022

It's approximately an hour
by ThatguySy March 31, 2025

by ThatguySy March 11, 2025
