October 30th

national ethan and jacob must have a threesome with landen day

Landen: “alright boys you know what day it is, it’s October 30th”
Ethan and Jacob: “hell yeah”

by CraigGoldman October 30, 2020

October 30th

National take your girl out.

Today is the day you step up and take that leap of faith. That girl is yours

Guy 1; Yo bro I can't take her out
Guy2: Dude, You gotta. its October 30th
Guy 1: You're right.. Here I go

by The great Flog October 18, 2020

october 30th

slap your shortest friend day

1- hey what’s today?
2- october 30th. why?
1- *smack*

by whatthefuckeberythingistook October 21, 2021

October 30th

Anyone born on this day is human royalty. If your born on this day you are supreme being in all areas and deserve to be treated as such.

“It’s October 30th, John’s birthday!” “John? You mean the cool guy? Only awesome individuals are born on this day.”

by dee_bby October 21, 2021

October 30th

National Dom space day.

Girl/boy; baby it's October 30th
The significant other: Alright little slut *chokes them*

by hislittlekitten October 28, 2021

October 30th

October 30th is grab boob day

male: yooo
Female: heyyy

Male: guess what?
Female: it’s October 30th isn’t it 😭

by ohokkk223 October 29, 2021

October 30th

Tell your shortest friend to shut the fuck up day

On October 30th
Shortest friend: “Hey guys how are you?”
Everyone else: “Shut the fuck up”

by Mcgobbles October 30, 2021