Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs
No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs
No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs
by 30seconejob September 10, 2016

I couldn’t choose any lyrics bc they don’t apply rn I know you think I’m being impulsive maybe I am but I do still like you a lot and I swear I’m over tossing and turning in my bed because I have the feeling that I messed up but I want you in my life romantically more then I’ve wanted anyone else
Ignore the dumb definition stuff
Ignore the dumb definition stuff
by Aja Anna Alana June 01, 2025

An unofficial rule in restaurants that dictates that you have at least 30 seconds to pick up a dropped steak, or lobster etc. from the floor before it's considered contaminated.
Owner:"Hey where are you going with that steak?"
Employee: "It fell on
the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"
Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."
Employee: "It fell on
the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"
Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."
by Mackendeez December 20, 2017

Is when a wife cheats on her husband with another guy who is gross himself and ends up with blue balls cause she didn't want to finish sucking his scaly dick
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

by Big Hock September 18, 2021
