Virgil, I tell ya I really had a helluva time last Saturday night! I was out in the barn going at it, bumpin nasties all hot and heavy with my sister Tootsie Sue and outta nowhere here comes mama bustin up in to there hollerin'.... "Hells bells lookie here!!! Y'all are sho nuff "stirring the stanky sludgepot and done gone and left me out! No matter, help me pull off my muck boots, we can still get this un across the finish line!"
Now Virgil, that was my first Hillbilly 3 Way but it ain't gonna be my last! I figger I'm a ready for big city livin now!!!
Now Virgil, that was my first Hillbilly 3 Way but it ain't gonna be my last! I figger I'm a ready for big city livin now!!!
by Ted Snisha October 17, 2023
Get the Hillbilly 3 Waymug. When two older men at the dog track who have major gambling addictions lose and decide to tag team a 10 dollar prostitute who is busted as hell.
Jimmy and Clinton lost their entire $274.62 life savings on lazy lightning (the grey hound at 10-1), so they say Recoba, the cheapest Ho in Cincinnati. So they borrow $10 from Rob and they give her a Cincinnati 3-Way behind the dumpster.
by 3MINATI’s Savior July 6, 2023
Get the Cincinnati 3-Waymug. The most deplorably, heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's "sister" and "mother" at the same time.
Now Virgil I'm gonner tell ya, last Saturday night was a real hum-dinger. Me and my sister Tootsie-Lou was "bumpin' nastys" all hot and heavy out in the barn and then come Maw bustin up in there like wildkat demon in heat and hollered "Woooooo Weeeeeee!!! I sho do want in on this here so don't y'all be stingy with the stank!!!"
Well lo and behold! There I was all up in the middle of my first Mississippi 3 Way!!! I figger I'm ready fer big city livin' now!!!!
Well lo and behold! There I was all up in the middle of my first Mississippi 3 Way!!! I figger I'm ready fer big city livin' now!!!!
by Ted Snisha October 14, 2023
Get the Mississippi 3 Waymug. 
Get the Cincinnati 3 waymug. The mightiest privelage to be written in the Bro Code, only accessibly redeemable by the greatest of bros. In the event of either your girl wanting to fuck your bro or your bro wanting to fuck your girl, the 3-way allegiance must be called. But, it is extremely crucial to say "no homo" in complete synchronization beforehand. By doing this, all feelings of envy are obliterated, strengthening the relationship between you and your girl, but more importantly between the bros.
Guy: hey bro, so my girl's birthday is coming up
Bro:yea
Guy:and she thought a three way would be cool
Bro: say no more, bro. We just gotta do the 3-way allegiance and we'll be cool.
Bro:yea
Guy:and she thought a three way would be cool
Bro: say no more, bro. We just gotta do the 3-way allegiance and we'll be cool.
by Antidi April 20, 2019
Get the 3-way allegiancemug.