Goober

An inferior human being, underling or extra in a group of people. A goober is there to make the group look more menacing by adding numbers, but individually the goober fails on many levels. Within a group, a goober can add their two cents from here to there but on there own they lack any sort of eccentric personality and usually just act really extra. A goober is usually a follower, and most of the time, clueless about whats going on around them. Goobers are usually the less intelligent bystanders, in their own little goober world just goobering it up. They just don't understand the system...
female goober = goobette

1. "Yo what is Dill and all his goober boys doing?"
2. "Look at all those faggot goobers just posting up on that wall"
3. Goober: HOLY SHIT MAN! IM TRIPPING OUT!

Matt: Stfu goober...know your place!

by 2ill4yall October 18, 2009

Goober

An Amazing friend who is super super super awesome. Someone you love to Death.

My Goober's name is Alex I :D

by Sunshine4592 October 21, 2009

Goober

A slang word that a carson would say

Carson: you’re such a goober

Person 1: a what?
Carson: G o o b e r

by Goober200000003 February 1, 2020

goober

the weidr kid

oh my god that kid is a goober

by add me at bbsmoke30 ps4 May 13, 2019

Goober

(n) A child that is being annoying, therefore they shall be called a goober. When they don't listen or do something silly, you call them goober. A lighthearted term.

"Hey, can you pass me a chip?"
"No, they're all mine"
"You're such a goober."

by sngoob September 23, 2022

goober

When someone is goofy, but cute at the same time

“Damn bro, look at that lil goober”

by LilDurag June 21, 2018

Goober

Someone who is overly silly and does things that are “goober” like.

Elijah wore a saint patty’s day hat and it ain’t even saint patty’s day bro.

Harry just sent me a pic of his butt bro, what a goober 🤭

by hailstorm2343 February 19, 2023