ox pecker

Someone or something that gains benefit by being around you at opportune moments without your consent. Such as the little fish that follow sharks, or a bird that lands on Oxen to eat bugs off them

When your playing dominoes and you score a 20 and the next person in-turn lays down a blank/5 domino and scores a 25, you can call him an ox pecker.

by Elf_F*cker November 20, 2013

Chasing The Ox

"Chasing The Ox", contrary to what one might think IS NOT the task of chasing down a barnyard farm animal, but rather the skill of sucking gin out of shot glass with a straw, while snorting a line of chopped up Oxycontin at the same time! The object of the game is to finish both substances at the same time. Not something for the faint of heart!

Look at Johnny! He's higher than a M*****F****R! I bet He's been Chasing The OX!!!

by Rock*Star911 March 15, 2011

solid as an ox

1. Expression of a person belig very sound.
2. Said of something that is extremely solid.

1: A - "Is that bloke alright?"
B - "Dave? Yeah - he's as SOLID AS AN OX."
2: "This welding is as SOLID AS AN OX, it will never break."

by DuneFish April 10, 2005

cunt ox

A totally stubborn object,or person.

"OWW! You cunt ox!!!" Jimmy screamed, as the bottle of pickles refused to open up ......for the third time".

"I cant find my keys!.If I'm late for work again this week that cunt ox boss of mine will sack me for sure".

by Haylee K January 23, 2009

cunt-ox

A hideous half-man half-beast that is best known for his ill manner and obnoxious attitude.

George has not only eaten my lunch from the work fridge, but has also attempted to sleep with my girlfriend. These are the actions of a cunt-ox.

by Ben Duncan January 24, 2006

Ox in a Box

An awkward situation that one has been "boxed" into.

For the most severely awkward situations.

"... and when I got back to my room, they were having sex on my bed and refused to leave."
"That's supes ox in a box."

by MumbleBear March 26, 2010

weird ox

A strange person; someone who's behaviour is so confusing there are no words to describe it. It is worse than weirdo.

Did you hear that lady dresses her dog in baby clothes and reads to it at bed time - what a weird ox!

by snigs August 1, 2006