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Havana Brown Omelette

When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.
Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.
by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021
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ms brown

an old karen that fucking forgets everything and nags at fucking everyone also hands out steps like she dose homework
ms. brown- says "excellent ponit extra home work for everyone."ms brown
by getintoityall September 19, 2020
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My brown

Your brown ( 🤎) is someone you have known for less than a year but they have already changed your life for the better, the person who you could talk to for hours without getting bored and they make you happy.
"He's my brown"
by mrmrsbeast January 28, 2022
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A Big cuck who likes to get fucked by dudes
"Hi my name is MArcus brown quii quii quavious the third cousiton Dequavioun Lu and I like to get fucked by dudes" also my phone number is +1 (623) 262 4184
by Chip ahoys April 28, 2024
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Brown toilet paper

You bought this off of some hobo outside of walmart thinking it was a rare strain of toilet paper but you were sorely mistaken. If you possess this, discard of it immediately.
Shit man I think I just got some brown toilet paper instead of legit toilet paper. I was just trying to save money.
by Poopy bed June 8, 2022
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Brown tide

When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.

See also "bit torrent"
"So, this one time, I was posing for an advert, and I felt this fiery tingle in my arse. I thought.... shit! Am I actually touching cloth???"

"My mate Kirsty goes, nah mate. You were on brown tide."
by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023
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Swirly Brown

When a female/male diarrheas on the others persons belly button, then uses their finger to swirl it around.
Martin: Yo bitch, lemme get a Swirly Brown

Klaus: Alright bet
by ScendoLuh July 11, 2025
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