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Monkey

Never have an affair with a married woman or man .
by Ain't it Da Truth May 23, 2022
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chunky monkey

A nice plump human who loves anal sex and belly rubs.
by Zookie man October 3, 2021
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All Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!
I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and whej the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!
by Monkeyboy1234567 August 3, 2018
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Turtle Monkey

A man that has a long neck, a hairy body and a monkey face.
Guy 1- see this guy right there?

Guy 2- He looks like a turtle monkey.
by Defineiswhatido January 26, 2021
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Reeves-monkey

One who spends most of his time tossing off over his accord type-r, jacking off to the words "i-v-tech".
Those wonderful men and their flying machines at honda.
by OJB September 26, 2004
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faction monkey

when a person a roblox the wild west sweat joins a big faction and grind notority and kills in manor wars, usually toxic and found in small servers, if found, exterminate.(small tutorial on how to exterminate: get a lasso, lasso them, if that doesnt work rob them, if they still havent left then rob grind them, free money xdddd)second definition:when people who play the wild west on roblox become toxic as fuck and dox and ruin people on discord, spreading lies and shit, starting drama, all of that shit
person 1: *gets paterson and proto quickswitched AND tbagged*
person1: WHAT THE FUCK VRO THIS GUY IS BEING TOXIC AND HE KILLED ME IN ONE SECOND
person2:thats a faction monkey bro, just rob him
person2:atleast if you can fucking reach him that is
factionsweat:EZ KID GET FUCKING FUCKED
by anonymous February 4, 2025
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lucky turd monkey

by pooplkeis September 25, 2020
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