Mom

1. Your creator who will do anything for you because of love.

2. Egg donor and bun oven cuz she a Crack whore who only cares about Crack!

"Dude where'd you come from?"

"My MOM...DUH."

by MrsC2017 December 19, 2016

Your Mom

The phrase, “Your Mom”, has a lot of meaning to it. It means that you should write a letter to your mom and show her that you appreciate what she has done for you.

Tom : “I’m going to write Your Mom!”
Bill : “My mom? My mom’s dead.”

by jaeeee23 May 3, 2022

Mom Speed

n.
See: Maternal Velocity

Dude I can't even remember the last time I was moving at mom Speed.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

ur mom

legally identified as a threat to literally everyone in the world never use this in a sentence (disclaimer)

billy hahahaha ur mom john fucking dies

by mypizzadied January 6, 2021

Mom

Moms are the best! They help you. They love you. The best part is that they care about you!!! Moms will always be there for you, sick,old,sad,happy,hurt. Moms will never ever let you down.

Person 1: Whoa who is that??
Person 2: Thats my mom!
Person 1: Shes cool!
Person 2: Ya i love my mom!!!

by Dinosaur4 January 19, 2021

Your mom

So your mom means That the person who sent this to you is superior because i said so

Guy: Beacuse, Your mom
Guy 2: Omg your so powerful i worship you

Therefor, worhsip anyone who says "your mom" :)

Guy: Beacuse, Your mom
Guy 2: Omg your so powerful i worship you

by Your mom 🥶🤪😏😎 November 25, 2021

Aggie Carpenter Mom

The only female to graduate the USDOL Carpenter Apprenticeship hosted by TAMU; evaluated as "being female she is a distraction to the male workers".

Employed 24 years at Texas A&M University, College Station, Texas 77845.

Terminated just before her 50th birthday for "work performance", 296 days after submitting a complaint of
discrimination with the EEOC.

Fee waiver approved STXCOURT, Alumni Judge failed to provide a court hearing. or the requested Jury trial, but denied the TXOAG Motion to Dismiss.

"Not too many women out there can say they submitted a pro se discrimination compliant all the way to SCOTUS, against Texas A&M

University, like Aggie Carpenter Mom & wind up referred to in Court documents as "Mr.O" following having been evaluated as "being female".

by ammeKO May 9, 2024