floatin red river

having sex with a woman on the rag

floatin red river ishaving sex with a woman on the rag

by ruck'es September 2, 2010

Eat The Red Flowers

An act that bodily commits a person to a terrible conflict, through a transformative or unforgivable act that makes it impossible for the one who "eats red flowers" to back down from the conflict. Examples of red flowers may include acts of violence, but could also include "Fighting Words", offensive speech that clearly and unambiguously expresses an intent to fight.

It's an idiom from the foundational indie game, Cave Story. Within Cave Story, Any mimiga (rabbit person) who ate a local variety of red flowers would turn irreversibly into a violent monster. There was some implication that the warriors of the mimiga took highly diluted infusions of red flowers for strength, but even they took great care not to go too far. A mimiga would only knowingly eat a red flower once they were ready to die fighting.

"There's no point in engaging with them. They've eaten the red flowers. (They've tweeted some really stupid and offensive things that they're not going to want to ever have to acknowledge they were wrong about, so they wont, so we can't reconcile)"

"No Averill, don't shoot a partridge in the lord's private hunting grounds. If he finds out he'll deploy his army and try to evict us."
"Let him. We peasants are ready to revolt, and we'd win. I'm going to do it, Barclay, sooner or later I'm going to eat the red flowers."

by 7154b22954f68d626c891921a6a5e0 September 16, 2022

Red helicopter

Red helicopter means someone who very well endowed, and can spin their penis like helicopter propellers

Girl 1: so tell me how was it?
Girl 2: 🚁 (red helicopter)
Girl 1: that big huh?
Girl 2: I could barely fit it, he filled me up.
7 inches!!!

by Liljohhny January 7, 2023

Red white and blue

A term to describe the one person In the world who is forced to make up for all of the goon production that is lossed during the month of novmember, this person while making up for this deficit has his penis turns blue from bruising his tip red from friction and his room painted white from goon.

He is the red white and blue this year

by Da french bauggette November 9, 2025

Red Ball Texas Flyer

A moving truck operated by moving the Austin, TX-based moving company American Red Ball. A Red Ball Texas Flyer refers to a moving truck containing the possessions of someone fleeing Texas, usually a skeezy dude running from his third or fourth wife after his pissed her off one time too many.

I'm driving this Red Ball Texas Flyer to New Orleans on a half a tank of gas.

I'm skipping town tomorrow with a Red Ball Texas Flyer.

by Jilly_Bean_1522 February 18, 2022

Red

A fanfiction loving blonde who tends to dress more alt and is often called "metal" or "emo". Red tends changes names alot.

Y/N: Dude I really need something to read
Person: Go ask red they always have the best/worst fanfictions

by Large pop corn cup March 28, 2022

red anal condition

Red anal condition is an inflammation of the skin around poop chute ,inner thighs ,and apple bag as a result of sharing thus becoming trapped in the undershorts

Rick developed a bad case of red anal condition while starting at work thus setting his apple sack , rectum,and thighs on fire causing him to ride side saddle on the fork truck

by BIG T 49 July 9, 2023