I was drunk in the shower and fell. He gave me a piggy ride to the ER then I gave my friend sack back on the way there.
by Sugar Flaps August 20, 2021

by What's a Pseudonym? August 30, 2012

"And yet, even after all of our attempts to get rid of it, the "always come back" Effect kept it alive."
by Themaninthe_rabbit_suit December 18, 2023


A frozen mouse in a glass of milk, drank on the side with scotch and tomato juice, jeffery dahmer’s specialty cocktail.
Darwin was sick from the mouse back, but he knew he had to finish it, for it was dahmer’s favorite, for the homies he said. And then passed away.
by Ebutta December 2, 2022

by Scoobyscrounger November 3, 2023

by That0neperson May 28, 2023
