UR MOM

1 UR DAD LOVE UR MOM
2 UR DONE IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT UR MOM IS

IDK GO ASK UR MOM

by ndldnjvbfjdh March 14, 2022

Your mom

A comeback

Jane: "You know who else suffers from dementia?"

Bob: "your mom XD"

Jane: "kys"

by Ollhahafunnynumber February 28, 2024

Mom

Something I’ve always longed for yet could never have because she isn’t a mom. She’s simply the one who put me on this planet and drives me to insanity, I’ve cried over and over because of her. But it’s my fault because I failed as a child. Thank you to all the nice moms out there who love their child/children no matter what, just remember it’s best not to drive them to a breaking point.</3

Anon:How’s your mom?
My mom?

Anon:Yea
I dont know… she doesn’t come around often..

by N0B0DY_S0M3B0DY May 14, 2023

Mom Jokes

Jokes that are Only funny to your mother

My mom Can't stop her mom jokes

by 459395 March 5, 2022

your/mom

your/mom is a set of pronouns used by someone who has a scat kink

That person uses your/mom pronouns, the must have a scat kink!

by IllllIIIIlIIIlllllIII August 1, 2021

Mom

Mom is like a person that is in your life and helps you live and be healthy.Mom helps you live and drink eat and stuff like homework!

Hey mom can you help me with homework?

by KaylieNguyn5 August 12, 2021

Your Mom

This very phrase is every middle school teacher's nightmare. Only desperate to be popular use this in their vocabulary.

Teacher- What is 9x12?
Middle schooler- YOUR MOM... hahaha

by pudding-yummy June 11, 2023