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by sus is in jesus July 20, 2022
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Mom

She always do the house chores, cock and play with her kids. She will be mad if the house are messy. She's the most perfect person that i've met and she can cock many of delicious food. She will play with or entertain her children if they're bored if her children are sad she will be there to listen she know how people feel and always are there for them she's so sweet a kind. You will be happy forever if you're close with her.
by Sahiii October 8, 2023
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your mom

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your mom is so fat that when she jumps the dinosaurs went instinct.
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ur mom

typically UR GREATEST GIRL U WILL MARRY
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OMG! THERES AN EARTHQUAKE! I THINK UR MOM JUST WALKED INTO THE ROOM!
by urmothersenemy November 16, 2019
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Your mom

“Hi Santa here quick message I eat millions of cookies every year and still not as mildly obese as your mother ohh sound effect”
by VendorYT August 1, 2022
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Your Mom

One who is large enough to fall off all sides of the bed.
by Pill Cosby💊 March 18, 2021
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ur mom

"Q=what did u eat today?. A=ur mom"
by Iamshy4u August 25, 2021
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