A social media black hole where people who popped kids out of their vaginas talk shit to each other, about each other and judge hardcore followed my saying "no judging here" but really you are.
You become a whole new type of species, divided among mom religions. Crunchy mom, careless mom, hot mess mom, and i should not be a mom-mom. Everyone is looking for friends constantly but also does not want friends but still try to set up play dates that will never happen. This group holds people who are obsessed with wine and coffee addicts who hate their or each others husbands or both. They have their own language and usually at their peak usage while laying in bed when they have nothing to do or just had a fight with their husband.
You become a whole new type of species, divided among mom religions. Crunchy mom, careless mom, hot mess mom, and i should not be a mom-mom. Everyone is looking for friends constantly but also does not want friends but still try to set up play dates that will never happen. This group holds people who are obsessed with wine and coffee addicts who hate their or each others husbands or both. They have their own language and usually at their peak usage while laying in bed when they have nothing to do or just had a fight with their husband.
Jen "Maggie was talking shit"
Hannah "How do you know it was Maggie"
Jen"Maggie is in that mom group"
Hannah: "It was def Maggie"
Who wants to join our mom group? We totally need new friends and play dates.
Hannah "How do you know it was Maggie"
Jen"Maggie is in that mom group"
Hannah: "It was def Maggie"
Who wants to join our mom group? We totally need new friends and play dates.
by newgenpag January 11, 2017
Get the mom groupmug. The hottest , sexiest , freakiest chick ever. I need her phone number for medical purposes if you know what i mean ;)
Also can be used a joke among 12-year olds who didn’t hit puberty yet and think fuck/sex is a bad word.
Also can be used a joke among 12-year olds who didn’t hit puberty yet and think fuck/sex is a bad word.
by milkers inc. June 24, 2021
Get the your mommug. this is a very deadly insult, and many will go cry in a corner wishing their dad came home from getting the milk from this devastating insult
"ur mom'
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa'
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa'
by ur mom actually December 30, 2022
Get the Ur mommug. When a mother (single or married) has reached her maximum patience limit and explodes into a devastating tsunami of fury spewn obscenities for the sole reason of being heard and being felt. A child's worst fear is lighting the mom bomb.
Kids: (arguing loudly and disagreeing with guidance from their mother.)
Mother: "Dude, it's about to get fucking real. Yep. Mom Bomb's about to go off!"
Kids: begin trembling
Mother: "Dude, it's about to get fucking real. Yep. Mom Bomb's about to go off!"
Kids: begin trembling
by D. Kilo May 2, 2019
Get the Mom Bombmug. The state of mind, when one of your friends has declared that he/she is going to attempt to persuade your mom into having intercourse with them.
by BitterThanYou March 22, 2016
Get the Mom Allertmug. A,mom is defined as a female parental figure in which is legally required to take care of you until at least eighteen years old.
by FactualMeanings.Com March 14, 2022
Get the Mommug. the creator of you u failure
by anonymous March 9, 2022
Get the ur mommug.