Not why I got fired

Event if that IS the other side of the story... It's a story absent of a conclusion and that absents is evidence that you're lying and that you are just trying justify the conclusion without having to address it or would need to omit from or change the conclusion to try an downplay the damages I have accrued.

Hym "That's not why I got fired. I was working 80 hours a week every other week. I was picking up overtime even at other houses. Until it was clear that she was fucking that retard. Then I was fired for violating the neglect and abuses policy for not reporting retard molestation soon enough. That is the conclusion of the event you are talking about. As in, there is no alternate conclusion. It doesn't matter how many sides there are to the story. The end result was fired for not reporting retard sex. Transferred out in response to an allegation. And allegation that she say SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE but that I WAS BEING SINGLED OUT AND I STILL HAVE THE TEXT MESSAGES TO PROVE THAT SHE SAID IT. And then fired for not reporting retard sex. That is all."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2025

I Cast Fireball

In dungeons and dragons there is a 3rd level spell known as fireball, when this spell is casted it has a radius that effects all creatures in range regardless of the caster's intention. Commonly fireball is used in a small room in order to maximize damage which often leads to the caster's allies being set ablaze as well.

"I said I cast fireball, I didn't ask how big the room is."

by Garroth September 9, 2025

North Dakota Fireman

The act of inserting liquid lubricant into one’s mouth before spraying it on a man’s penis and giving him a handjob.

That chick gave me an awesome North Dakota Fireman.

by Toast9150 January 6, 2026

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

Yeah. Fireworks. Whatever.

An incredibly mediocre orgasm, specifically when it's "the first time".

I had waited for months to finally have after prom sex with Steve, but then it was just yeah. Fireworks. Whatever.

by Drakoulias April 21, 2024

I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL

what a wizard in dnd says at least once in a campaign

Rogue: please don't
Paladin: we don't have nea-
Wizard: I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL
everyone dies the end

by dnd eggs February 5, 2025

Too many wardens, not enough fires

Too many people trying to control a situation when it is in fact quite small.
A less racist alternative to 'too many chiefs not enough indians'

Worker 1: Dave told me I should be assembling the bricks this way, but Brett said they were meant to be placed this way

Worker 2: too many Wardens, not enough fires

by BPuddin June 19, 2021