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Gay Monkey Virus

An Asshole Named Marcus Has "Gay Monkey Virus" He Attacks Them With His Nappy Ass Fashion..With I Find Annoying Af
Marcus:Hi
Me:Fuck Off Gay Monkey Don't Infected Me ASSHOLE! U Have Gay Monkey Virus!
by Retarded Error 404 September 12, 2015
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I'm not gay seat

The seat two males leave open to show the world they are not gay
Let's use the I'm not gay seat
by DizzyLizzy February 11, 2007
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Playing the gay card

Similar to playing the black card, playing the woman card, playing the disabled card, et cetera.
When someone exploits positive discrimination to get their way, and points to a personal trait of theres as a fault which somehow justifies their actions or inability to do something they'd ordinarily be expected to do.
Also used to guilt trip people into taking back something they've said on the grounds of them being insensitive.

Usually just enforces negative stereotypes and is extremely detrimental to the cases of most gay people simply wanting to be treated like normal human beings.
"Muuumm, I can't take the garbage out - I'm gay, remember?"
"Oh, sorry son. I'll do it. Thanks for playing the gay card! I nearly forgot that I'm supposed to treat you like an imbecile for something totally irrelivant to your physical and mental capacity."

"What the fuck are you on about, boy?"
"That really hurts my feelings. I have special needs! It's not easy growing up gay, you know?"
"Erh, don't play the gay card you stupid brat."

"What the hell did you do that for? You just killed 40,000 people!"
"I'm gay! How could I know any better? It's your fault, you straight people have made me unknowledgable through your discrimination."
by kako July 29, 2008
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Gay Swag Irony

A type of ironic comedy often described as having or involving gay porn, usually including attractive and fit black gay men, many instagram accounts have mastered and perfected this type of comedy on instagram.
unfunny teen 1: @gayswagirony and @jrge.mp4 are both such funny and successful Gay Swag Irony accounts.
unfunny teen 2: true! hahaha gay men twerking is so fucking funny, i wonder what the touch of a woman feels like.
by Yakov Mor November 20, 2020
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Gay Guy Drive By

When four gay guys drive by a person(s) they hate in a pink porche throwing skittles while screaming,"Taste the motherfucking rainbow bitchezz!!!"
There was a gay guy drive by in L.A. last week. They all got bitch slapped.
by SammieStar June 10, 2010
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