National Lover Day

Post your lover on September 10 to show that you're loyal.

K: Damn National Lover Day. Gotta post my bby to my snap story.

by Ayesha Timberlake September 10, 2021

national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024

National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

National Send Booty Pics Day

On April 20th in celebration on national marijuana day, females send booty pics to get the high guys, or regular guys horny

Wow, Jennifer’s ass was looking mighty fat while i was blazed on national send booty pics day.

by MysticalUniverse May 28, 2018

National no Zeus thunderbolt day

Not allowed to use Zeus’s thunderbolt at any circumstances to the average player experience better.

-What is the national no Zeus thunderbolt day?
-It’s the day where all Fortnite players can enjoy the new season in fairness.

by OfficialFortnite March 10, 2024

National stfu day

Where you just hush your mouth. Wow it’s that easy

Person: wait why is it quite?
Other person: it’s national stfu day? Haven’t you heard?
Person: oh wow very exciting I’ll stfu now!

by Okthenwegetit October 15, 2019

National Sex Day

October 18th

Today is National Sex Day.. let’s go have some sex

by Fairyprincess6969 October 17, 2019