age-chilled balls

old man balls that haven't been used in sexual relations since the Eisenhower administration.
Last time Dick Cheney got his age-chilled balls warmed the Black Crowes were beardless.
by the better ted January 16, 2010
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ball-park figure

a number that is near the total; approximate figure
Fifty is a ball-park figure. It's close to our class size.
by VAKI5 May 9, 2005
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a bit of a ball ache

A task or duty that is mildly tedious and something you would rather not do. Less severe than a task which is a, "right ball ache"
Having to do your timesheets at 17:30 on a Friday before you can leave work is a bit of a ball ache.
by Joost911 August 23, 2010
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big balls mcgraw

A fictional pimpin' cowboy character known for his especially large, waxed smooth testicles. (briefly referenced in a Dave Chapelle comedy skit when talking about his desire for large smooth shiny balls)
Oh, shit! Big Balls Mcgraw just teabagged that chick and knocked her the fguck out!
by Honkey Renig November 6, 2007
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kick ball month

in november all of the girls are allowed to kick as many balls as they want and they can’t do anything back
did you hear its kick ball month in november?’
by poggerspogchamp October 1, 2020
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Think with your balls

"Think with your balls" means think smart or outside the box. To think with your balls is usually a very quick and instinctive way of making decisions. It derives from the show "How Not To Live Your Life" A decision made by the balls is often a very good short term solution to a problem but will cause trouble in the future.
"What shall we do with all the orphans?"
"Sell them on, make a tidy profit."
"Thats amazing, how did you think of that! Now were making loads of money."
"Well, you have to think with your balls."
by ninjamonkeydrummer October 16, 2011
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chocolate salty balls

A type of chocolate candy cooked by Chef on south park (played be r&b singer Isaac hayes). the name leads to many double entendras on the show, making it a recurring gag during the episode "chef's chocolate salty balls", as well as appearing on the CD "chef aid: the south park album"
*song chef sings while selling his candy

hey everybody have you seen my balls?
they're big and salty and brown
if you ever need a quck pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth

ooo, suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em in your mouth,
put em in your mouth and suck em and suck em
by Chef aid April 23, 2007
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